Ship: Taejin
Top: Seokjin
did you guys listen to jins new song???????????????? im fuxking dead, thats it, rip jackie, shes dead, its fine
this is jinnie's bday oneshot
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"Jinnie Jinnie Jinnie Jinnie Jinnie Jinnie J-"
"What in the everliving fuck do you want?"
Taehyung huffed, "Rude,"
"Baby, I'm a little busy," Jin muttered, staring at his screen. No he wasn't. He was staring at his blank phone screen.
"No you aren't. Come on," He whined, "Jinnie please?"
"No Taehyungie, I don't want to. I just want to sleep,"
Taehyung pulled at his arm, "Hyung! I just want to make a birthday dinner for you! But I need adult supervision, otherwise I might burn the house down,"
"Call your precious Yoongi Hyung then," Jin scowled, "Since you love him so much more than me,"
Taehyung rolled his eyes, "I will murder you in your sleep if you say something like that again. You know I love you more than anything in the world, even more than I love Yoongi Hyungie,"
"Fine, I'll help you make my own birthday dinner," The elder frowned, throwing his phone on the bed.
He didn't know what he expected when he walked into the kitchen, but he sure as hell didn't expect the whole table to be filled with food, food that actually looked good.
He turned to Taehyung with a confused frown, "You didn't do this. I know you, you cook worse than Jungkook and Jimin combined,"
Taehyung stuck his tongue out, "Jokes on you Hyung, I took a cooking class,"
Jin smiled, "Thank you baby,"
"Happy birthday Hyung," The younger said softly.
Jin sat down before patting the seat next to him, "So, what did you make?"
"Um...I don't really know," Taehyung smiled sheepishly, "I followed the class as best I could, and the guy was just making a lot of food, so I made it all,"
Jin shook his head, "I'm sure it's amazing, whatever it is,"
"Don't....just...I'll pay for take out if it's really bad,"
"It's my birthday, and you will do no such thing, not only because I say so, but because this is actually really freaking good," Jin said, shoveling the food into his mouth. It wasn't the best food he had ever had, admittedly, but it was good. And Taehyung had made it, meaning he would have said the same thing no matter how good or bad it was.
Taehyung giggled at him, taking a napkin to wipe off the food from his face, "You eat like a pig,"
"I'm pig. Oink oink,"
"....we need to break up,"
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"Baby it's my birthday!" Jin whined, after Taehyung had somehow successfully ignored him after his declaration, "And it was cute!"
Now in the living room, watching whatever was on, Jin finally got Taehyung to crack.
Taehyung sighed, "Fine, I guess we don't need to break up,"
Jin punched the air excitedly, before leaning down to kiss his nose repeatedly.
"Hyung, Hyung, I was just joking in the beginning, you know I wouldn't break up with you. And if I did, it would be for something much worse than you saying 'oink oink'. And it would never be on your birthday,"
"You've thought about how you're going to break up with me?"
"No! What the fuck? I'm just saying that if I was to break up with you..you know what? Just drop it, it's never going to happen anyways," Taehyung snuggled into Jin's lap, pressing his face against Jin's shoulders.
(A/N: remember that time they shoved jin in a dress but it couldnt zip over his shoulders because he worldwide shoulder guy, yet he still looked fucking fabulous? and then he was running on a treadmil? because i do)
Smiling smugly, Jin wrapped his arms around Taehyung's waist, "So what you're saying is you plan on being with me forever?"
"That's my plan, yes. What did you not get about that?"
"I have the bestest baby,"
"Yes, yes you do," Taehyung nodded, "But I have the bestest boyfriend, so I win. Yes, it was a competition,"
"No, you're wrong"
"It's my opinion, I can't be wrong, dumbass,"
Jin flicked his ear, "No, an opinion can't be wrong. But, I'm older and wiser, and I know more about life than you, therefore my opinion is more valid. And my opinion is that I have the bestest boyfriend,"
"That's bullshit!" Taehyung argued.
"That's your opinion, but guess what?" Jin smirked, "I'm older and wiser, and I know more about life than you, therefore my opinion is more valid,"
(A/N: so soulmate. sound familiar? JiminieHasGotJams11)
"Plus," Jin added, "It's my birthday, so I can say whatever I want without consequences,"
Taehyung snorted, "Babe, I don't think that that's how it works,"
"And that's your opinion,"
(A/N: also i kept typing 'onion' instead of 'opinion' lmfao. "that's my onion!" god im so funny)
"Well, I'm younger, so my brain hasn't rotted nearly as much as yours has, so bleh," Taehyung stuck his tongue out again.
Jin gasped, "So now I'm old?"
"As of today, yes, very much so. Ancient, even,"
"I've never been so offended in my life," Jin mumbled, "And to think. On my birthday, by my boyfriend,"
"Yeah well, that's your fault for being born the year you were,"
Jin pouted, turning his head to the side.
Taehyung cooed, "Aw, I'm so sorry. Actually, no I'm not. But it's the thought that counts,"
The taller clicked his tongue, "You're a brat,"
"You spoil me, not my fault,"
"I've created a monster,"
"Good for you,"
Jin grinned fondly, "You're lucky I love you,"
"No, you're lucky I love you," Taehyung shrugged.
He waited a few seconds for Jin to respond, pouting when he wasn't granted one.
"Jinnie? Oh," He said quietly, staring at Jin's sleeping face.
Taehyung smiled, pecking his cheek before moving to get up.
"Noo," Jin mumbled sleepily, "Don't leave,"
Taehyung shrugged, he didn't oppose.
"Night Taehyungie," Jin said, sleep slurring his voice.
"Night Jinnie," Taehyung smiled, "Happy birthday,"
The couch wasn't the most comfortable place to sleep, and they would both probably end up with insane back pain in the morning, but it was worth it.
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hi hoes
i wish today was a good day because its jin's bday (not for me, but whatever lmao)
but it just wasn't.
i found out i failed a math test. so thats fun. and then my hand started bleeding at lunch. thankfully i sit alone, so no one noticed that or when i was literally sobbing bECaUSE I FAILED A TEST MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO KILL ME
i studied for 2 fucking weeks and i still failed.
my parents are going to think im not trying because my grades this year are not what they usually are, but they dont understand or care that its really hard for me to learn half in school, and half at home
yeah im done complaining for today ig, sorry lmfao
Stay safe and healthy <3
Anyways, bye bye <33!!
(wish jin a happy birthday somewhere or i find your address and drop a glitter bomb in ur mailbox.)