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The civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty listened to my heart, and I ate melons! It's really funny ? It's not without cp! But it is true that there are not many descriptions of feelings. The hero is not a human being! You can enter if you can accept it! It's hard to become an ancient official lady. Of course, you have to cherish such a good life! After Lin Mo traveled through time, she lived a salted life for more than ten years. She originally planned to live like this. Who knew that his father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he directly gave her an official position. "Ah, ah, ah! I don't want to go to work! Why do I have to go to work!" Lin Mo cried and rolled on the ground. But after going to work, life doesn't seem to be so sad, and she also bound a melon-eating system. The civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty are all melons! Since then, Lin Mo has been eating melons with the system every day, but there is a loophole in the system, and everyone can hear their voices! Then the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty heard a lot of messy things, not to mention the high-ranking. [Stunned! The emperor's underwear was actually sewn three times because he was poor!] Emperor:... That night, the three princes gave a pile of underwear to their old father. [Big melon! The general who protects the country has an improper relationship with the king of Qi!] General Protecting the Country:... [Oh, my God! Taishi wet the bed last night! The quilt was also hidden by him!] Taishi:... On that day, the emperor of the imperial court sent the eunucist to go back with the eunuch master. Bedwetting is a disease, and it must be cured! Because of Lin Mohe system, the early morning every day has become a melon-eating conference. Lin Mo and the system took the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty to swim in the melon field. Not to mention how refreshing the life was! The story is not mine ???¡â? Translated from #xbanxia.com

Author: Ziwei Holy Flame Brief introduction of the work.. Mingyin resigned because she was dissatisfied with the internship. The company's obscene leaders liked to bully newcomers. When she came to the street, she accidentally heard the voice of a little white dog, and from then on, she had the ability to hear the voice of animals. Mingyin opened a live broadcast to consult about pets. The owner of the ragdoll cat: Why does my cat hide far away when I eat snail noodles...? Mingyin: ... Oh, it thought you were eating shit... The owner of the black cat: My cat has become lazy during this period. It only eats and sleeps. What's the matter? Mingyin: You have the wrong cat. This is just the cat of Uncle Wang's house next door. I want to replace your cat as a new pet. The owner of the teddy dog: My dog has been very abnormal recently. It has all kinds of nerves, and its body is still old and smelly. It's useless to scold it. Mingyin: Because he was ruined by you, he couldn't pick up girls from now on, so he has a grudge against you and deliberately eats shit to make you bad. "..." This story is not mine ???¡â? xbanxia.com  Ҋ„ÓÎïÐÄ•áᣬÎÒÖ±²¥±¬¼tÁË ×÷Õß©U×ÏÞ±Â}»ð

Luo Tan traveled to the interstellar era. Science and technology here are highly developed, and people live and work happily. In general, it is very suitable for lying down and dying. However, a system appeared in her mind. The system told her that there were bugs in the world, and natural disasters were endless. Her task was to fix these bugs. Luo Tan was angry: At the beginning of the slum, there was no rice in the pot! You asked me to fix the bug! So he lay flat. . Lying flat for less than five minutes, Luo Tan turned out of the system tremblingly and decided to see what the first bug was. [When the gangsters were fighting in Chishui Street, they accidentally stepped on the manhole cover on the street. The well cover fell and woke up the sleeping interstellar monster. The interstellar monster breathed fire and swept the whole Chishui Street?] What is this and what? It's really a bug! The city repairman was shocked, and the well cover was found to be slicing? In the sky, suspended cars stopped one after another, and countless car owners poked their heads out. Where are the monsters? Half an hour later, the manhole cover was densely protected. Luo Tan: Huh, has the bug disappeared? Sure enough, it's a bug world. Even the system is full of bugs! Just as everyone outside was about to breathe a sigh of relief, they heard a familiar voice: [Let me take a look at the next bug!] The crowd fainted. . Not long after, Luo Tan was surprised to find that there were always mysterious lost objects in front of his house. At first, it was a bag of rice. Later, it was a box of fruit. Later, it was a box of precious stones worth thousands of gold. She held this pile of things and asked them door-to-door, and every neighbor shook their heads, indicating that it was not theirs. The neighbors secretly shook their heads affectionately. The life of the goddess is too miserable, and everyone needs to help! The story is not mine ???¡â? Xbanxia.com ÐÄ•›ªÂ¶áá¿¿îAÖª

Same author as The civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty listened to my heart, and I ate melons!?? It'll get funny later on ? Real daughter is a sis-con ? [True and false daughter + mind reading + eating melons + bursting with laughter] After living for 22 years, Tang Xin became a fake and was kicked out of the house. She just said that she was definitely not from the Tang family. Each of the Tang family was the king of the roll. How could she give birth to her, a salted fish? After being kicked out, Tang Xin was suddenly able to hear other people's voices. In order to make money, Tang Xin immediately joined a variety show while the popularity of real and fake money on the Internet had not dissipated. It's just that there are too many melons in this variety show! Dare to be a reality show, except for her, who is a real person, everyone else is a show, right? One day, after the shooting, Tang Xin was about to go back to rest. As a result, she saw a man and a woman rolling together in the grass at the gate of the residence. Tang Xin:... She crawled forward decisively and took more than ten minutes to climb into the gate. Paparazzi hiding not far away: ... There must be something wrong with her! One night, she went out to digest. She saw a male guest crawling in through the director's window and her shoes fell outside. She was silent for a moment, quietly put the shoes on the windowsill, and then left in a low-key way. Paparazzi:... Later, I found the director and male guest of the shoes:!!! After the popularity of the variety show, the black material of the guests was exposed, and everyone also found that every time, whether it was a photo or a video, Tang Xin must be eating melons in a strange posture in a corner, and her eyes were still shining with wisdom! Audience:... Later, there was such a legend in the paparazzi world. As long as we follow Tang Xin, we will not be without food! The story and photo are not mine ???¡â? ¼Ùǧ½ð

?The FL knows that her talk with the system is heard by others, so she use it to her advantage ? Only the ML can hear the FL's inner thought, others can only hear her conversation with the system ?? Author: Jidong System: "In the last life, you were framed by Jiang Silan, a fake, causing the whole network to ban and die of depression." The shooting site of a variety show. Jiang Silan made a full meal in Manchu and said, "I'm injured, but who asked my sister not to cook? I had to endure the pain and finish it. Don't dislike it." For a moment, the guests blamed Jiang Xixi for being cold and lazy. System: [They scold you! Damn it! I know their secret! Expose them!] Jiang Xixi: [Woo woo, what a big deal. I'm thinking about whether to tell them that my sister didn't wash the fat intestines, and there are still poop on it?] The guests immediately put down their chopsticks: ?... Jiang Silan was incompetent and furious:??? I don't have it!! I washed it clean! Hot search of the day: #The chef's Jiang Silan cook, which made the guests vomit and have diarrhea. - At the banquet of the rich family, Jiang Xixi was blocked by her adoptive parents and asked for money. Jiang Silan hooked her lips and looked at Jiang Xixi being embarrassed with a smug smile. System: [I'm so angry. These two people actually cheated on each other! Let's expose them!] Jiang Xixi: [Woo-hoo, forget it, they raised me after all, or let them live in Jiang's house and live together] [Lanlan must be very happy! Because she has saved money for several years to give her real parents!] Adoptive Parents: Surprise.jpg Jiang's family: It's dark in front of you.jpg. --Later, Jiang Xixi's door: The rich women all carried the same bag, and everyone laughed: Haha, you also overheard that Xixi wanted this bag? System: [Oh, I don't know why. So many bosses have to ask my Xixi to do something! ¨r(¨s¨Œ¨t)¨q¡¿ This story is not mine ???¡â? Xbanxia.com °l¬FÁË£¡È«ÊÀ½ç µ½ÎÒÐÄ

Summary A meteorite fell from the sky, smashing the recently deceased You Xiaoxia into another world, becoming a cannon fodder in the novel. The real daughter is a melon coward, and compared with the fake daughter, she is simply useless. She is inferior, sensitive and suspicious. But You Xiaoxia doesn't care at all. After all, she is bound to the melon-eating system. If she doesn't eat melons, she will die. Every day, she is either eating melons or on the way to eat melons. What is inferiority, sensitivity and suspicion? Is the melon not fragrant or sweet? But there is no time for that! On the first day of being taken back to the rich family, the fake daughter blocked the door and prepared to give You Xiaoxia a blow. However, the fake daughter: What's a pity? Or what? You should explain it clearly! At the breakfast table, You Xiaoxia yawned and looked at... The story is not mine ???¡â? xbanxia.com ±»¶ÁÐĺó£¬Õæ¼Ùǧ½ðÁªÊÖ³Ô¹Ï Author: äìäìÉù

Author: Listen to the wind Once she crossed, Su Li traveled into the heavenly way of the immortal cultivation world. Su Li thought of the way of heaven: above ten thousand people, do whatever you want; The actual way of heaven: running away when she took office, leaving only a mess for her. Su Li looked at the dense holes that needed to be repaired in the world of immortal cultivation and became silent. Anyway, it will take more than a thousand years for the immortal cultivation world to be destroyed. Eat a melon first. - One day, everyone in the world of immortal cultivation suddenly heard the voice of heaven. [Tsk, the daughter of fate worshiped by the immortal cultivation family is actually fake! No wonder the door was destroyed in the end!] Family members:!!! After some investigation, people found that it was the eccentric parents who changed the fate of the sisters and deceived them. After being punished according to the law, the real daughter of destiny was welcomed back. - [Shocked!!! A certain sword cultivator actually deprecated himself with his own sword. The sword spirit who had just given birth to spiritual knowledge!!??] People:!!! Jianxiu: So this is the way to get the sword spirit! Thanks for the teachings of Heaven! Since then, a passage about sword cultivation has spread in the world of immortal cultivation-- Once upon a time, there was a sword cultivation... What about the next one? It's gone. - Later: The outside disciple, who should have been used to death by the scumbag, suddenly became the boss of the sect and worshiped Su Li as a god; After Su Li finished eating the melon, she looked back. Huh! Why was the vulnerability inexplicably repaired? Huh! Who is the most favorite person in the world in the major sects? Huh! Why does every immortal cultivation boss seem to have a white moonlight? Huh! The white moonlight is actually myself? The story is not mine ???¡â? Xbanxia  µ½ÌìµÀÐÄ•áá,ÐÞÏɽ类Íæ‰ÄÁË