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these are just some short phan oneshots i write when im bored or whatever :) contains: self harm swearing slight smut other than that, it's all fluff. no very sad angst, no full on smut, just fluff mostly. oh by the way, this book contains Dan being the dominant one so if you don't like those types of stories, it's okay, but I haven't got those types of comments yet so thanks!

okay i wrote this IRONICALLY. Genre: SMUT (little fluff at the start, but 2 of the parts will be completely fluff) Summary: Dan and Phil compete in DDR to see who tops. When Dan wins, he gets way too excited, and things get kinky. Like way kinky. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i tried okay omg im so terrible at writing no you know what im terrible at everything so yea >.< the song that dan makes a parody out of is stamp on the ground by italobrothers so i recommend you should hear that song so you know the real lyrics ^_^

memedaddy: hey i like memes wanna fuck koalababy read @ 1:56 am - smol boy lookin for a daddy toll daddy lookin for a fuck

Neko!Phil Pastel!Phil Human!Dan Punk!Dan Humans and Nekos live together in this world peacefully. Any gender of a human can claim any gender of a Neko. Phil just happens to be the pretty, little new kitty the school's been talking about, with lots of Humans ready to claim him, both boys and girls.

(A Phan and Kickthestickz.) Dan was walking home one day, when he heard a distant "meow," coming from down the alley. He explores a bit, and finds a little black and white cat with perky ears and a visible rib-cage. So, he naturally takes it to the vet, then home. And names it Phil.

Reasons why I think Dan tops #sorrynotsorry #sueme

Phil was always lonely and abused by his parent and also at school, but what happens when a specific brown haired boy transfers to his Highschool. TW: abuse, minor cutting, swearing, Drug use, anorexia, sinister abuse (demon) Demon!dan Abused!phil (Also a warning this is my first fanfic so you don't have to read it, in the end I might rewrite it)

Phil is homeless and Dan is his English teacher, when Dan see's Phil working late after school, what will Dan discover when he starts offering Phil lifts home?

Phil Lester is a pretty boy that loves to wear thigh highs. He wants to go to college to escape his broken home. But the Lester household is poor and is living in a home that is threatening to fall at any second. When phil decides to apply for a sugar daddy he meets Dan Howell. A dominant man that when he gets his hands on something its always his. ·Cover by: Catandbear09·

This is a franchise of phan Oneshots with Phil as the bottom/sub/little