?mode=1&language=1&lim=&search=&utm_source=rss ¶¶ÒõÉçÇø - Discover a World of Unlimited Stories https://static.wattpad.com/be/image/logo.gif?v=1747945677 ?mode=1&language=1&lim=&search=&utm_source=rss /424656346-thy-bible-of-holy-shit-booke-of-spamme-genesis?utm_source=rss<b>jishwa_hoeseph / 7 pages</b><br/>Ahahahahhah hello salutations young oyster how much do you know about me? Not much prolly ahahha. How much do you want to know about me? Not much prolly ahahaha. Lakjsjajsjajajajakss it's all right here: What you wanted to know, what you ne...Ahahahahhah hello salutations young oyster how much do you know about me? Not much prolly ahahha. How much do you want to know about me? Not much prolly ahahaha. Lakjsjajsjajajajakss it's all right here: What you wanted to know, what you never knew you wanted to know and now you know, what you never knew you didn't want to know but ahaha now you know, and confirmation of some stuff you do know. So get out the holy water n some popcorn and slushies n stuff. This is going to be simply thrilling. That is, of course, unless you haven't read this far and have already closed the tab. Which is sad, because then you'll never get to say, "I stalked them when they were a smol lil potato!" when I get older and richer and famouser. Ahahaha read this or not I dun care ahshdjdkfkfkd bye *slams door in Beebo's face* Also hello.

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]]>/480635188-how-to-save-the-world-i%27m-honestly-unsure-what?utm_source=rss<b>jishwa_hoeseph / 3 pages</b><br/>This should be on wikiHow. Unfortunately, or fortunately for some people's parents, it is not.This should be on wikiHow. Unfortunately, or fortunately for some people's parents, it is not.

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]]>/425021530-the-land-of-ships-fics-oneshots-but-mostly?utm_source=rss<b>jishwa_hoeseph / 13 pages</b><br/>Our motto is: Ship all the ships! Character development matters none!!1!1!1! Spelling grammar ahahah whats dat nevr heard of it ahshhshahdhdjdsj Ahaha I actually can attempt to write a decent story. But why not write one badly on...Our motto is: Ship all the ships! Character development matters none!!1!1!1! Spelling grammar ahahah whats dat nevr heard of it ahshhshahdhdjdsj Ahaha I actually can attempt to write a decent story. But why not write one badly on purpose? I like to make people laugh and smile. Especially myself, because I am a selfish hoe. Twerlkp Lmao I take requests okay thanks bye *slams door*

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]]>/423383077-in-which-jishwa_hoeseph-decides-to-react-randomly?utm_source=rss<b>jishwa_hoeseph / 7 pages</b><br/>specifically tyler joseph and joshua dun shit But nothing related to or involving them is shit, so what I'm saying is basically I have no idea what I'm saying anymore I stg I have no clue But seriously peeps read this bc it will make your life 100...specifically tyler joseph and joshua dun shit But nothing related to or involving them is shit, so what I'm saying is basically I have no idea what I'm saying anymore I stg I have no clue But seriously peeps read this bc it will make your life 100x better (Please note: Side effects may include death, dying, and other fatal occurences. If the user notices any of the above symptoms, please contact Tyler's Beauty World where you can buy not one but TWO books Tyler Hoeseph may or may not have fictitiously written. This should help the effects somewhat. If it does not, ask your guardian or parent/s if your real name is Splashy the fish. That should do it.) Okay thanks goodbye nOW GO READ

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