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𝐅𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐨, 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧. 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝, 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬, 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨.

𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐞 | A Collection Of Short Stories

𝘼 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙖 𝙗𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙨𝙤 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙚. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚, 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙚𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙨𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥~

it's funny

◉𝐀 𝐖𝐚𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩◉ (slow updates) 𝘼 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨.. 𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚, 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥?? 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙪𝙥 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧?? ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ #1 in hatelove #1 in sacrifice #1 in collegeromance #1 in trigonometry #1 in abortion #3 in heartbreak #1 in Indianmarriage #2 in lovetriangle #1 in collegestudent #1 in friendship

Hi! Hey!! Hello!!! It's me. I was wondering if after all these years you'll like to laugh your boredom out loud. This wattpad book is full of nothing but Rib-cracking jokes. Read and laugh out loud.

some {Not so} Daily whines, diary entries and/or ranty chapters that I'm gracing the world of �������� with that are in fact 100% true some parts are funny, some sad and some just me spilling my weirdness into a chapter because why the f not so sit back, relax, and enjoy the disastrously planned show don't forget to leave a cute comment on the way out ;) -L

◉𝐖𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐓𝐨 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐁𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠◉ 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖 𝙨𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣𝙚?? 𝙏𝙬𝙤 𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙞𝙧𝙘𝙪𝙢𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨. 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧?? ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ #1 in emotional #7 in heartbreak #1 in arrogant #3 in broken #1 in loveagain #1 in indianmarriage #1 in oppositesattract #1 in arrangedmarriage #1 in shyboy

Funny insults, comebacks and joke book!! *NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!!*