Talk Juicy To Me
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  • Reads 413,103
  • Votes 10,697
  • Parts 29
  • Time 1h 5m
Complete, First published Oct 18, 2017
When Oliver Thomas calls his best friend to tell him about the best lay of his life, he doesn't expect a girl to answer it. Much less the girl who was the best lay of his life. 

"Hel-" 

"Holy shit. Where the hell were you dude? I've been trying to call you since morning." 

"I-" 

"It doesn't bloody matter. Caleb, I, Oliver Thomas had the best fucking lay of my life last night." 

"Oliver?" 

"Uhh-" 

"I'm glad you think I was good." 

"Shit."

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HIGHEST RANKING 
#2 in Short Story 
#1 in Call 
#2 in the Dialogue Series

 • This story comes packed with a lot of innuendos, sarcastic girl remarks and a protagonists who seems absolutely delectable and probably tops the chart alongside Channing Tatum
 
*you have been warned
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