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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Find ways to include laughter in your daily life. If you enjoy horror and humor, this joke book is just for you! ;) 

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The dead typically want one of two things. Ghosts crave conversation. Spirits seek pain. My name is Bria, and I've been able to interact with the dead for as long as I can remember. Communicating with the deceased might sound like a cool gift, but let me assure you, it's not. Ghosts don't shut up, and not all specters are friendly. In fact, most of them are dangerous. Pretending the paranormal doesn't exist is far easier than talking to the shadows, so I've been avoiding the dead for years. Past experiences have led me to avoid the living too. And for a long time, I've successfully kept my distance. Until a single ghost encounter in the library ruins everything. Now a couple of my classmates know my secret. But as it turns out, they have a deadly secret of their own. Time to talk to the shadows again. _______________ This story contains profanity and violence. [ONC 2021 Shortlister]

You never realize what loneliness feels like until you're truly alone. Sure, you can be lonely in a crowd, but at least there are still people. But that loneliness doesn't hold a candle to true loneliness - the loneliness that comes from being the only human around, the loneliness that comes to you in the deepest woods and most barren wastelands. It's a painful, pitiable feeling, that loneliness. It starts in your chest and works outwards, eating away at your insides like a candle devours its wick until you're nothing but a shell. There used to be so many people here. Where have they all gone?

#1 in Monsters 12/18/2022 "Leiah always dreamed her prince charming would arrive one day- handsomely dressed and riding a white stallion that would take them both far away from her troubles. She never expected he'd actually take the form of a mischievous spirit who came straight from the underworld." *** Everyone in the Kingdom of Feria has abandoned Halloween- all except the young, adventurous Princess Leiah. When a Halloween spirit known as the Hallow King manages to find his way up into her world, Leiah's one wish is granted and the spooky holiday finally rises once more. But not all things are how they appear. Hidden behind a shower of treats lies a deadly spirit with loads of gruesome tricks up his sleeve...

What is it exactly about October that makes us yearn for the creepy and the scary creatures in the dark. We watch horror movies, wear masks, and scare our close friends. We become obsessed with the creatures of the night. And on the night of October 31st we dress up as monsters and ghouls and scare each other and ourselves. But have you ever wondered what the real creatures of the night do on Halloween? If we dress up as them on October 31st what do they dress up as? Do they stay in their homes and hand out candy to the little children? Or do they come out of their homes and join together for one night of Halloween fun? One lonely spirit is about to find out. Warning: ManxMan -This story will be completed the week of Halloween 2015

Awfully Appetizing: Book One of the Corpse-Eater Saga by ldfitz

Walter Keppler is a ghoul. A supernatural creature of the night who feasts on the corpses of the dead. At least, that's the theory. In practice, he spends most of his nights asleep, and most of his days working in the small funeral home that he owns and runs with the help of a particularly unhelpful assistant, Percy. More than anything, Walter wants the supernatural community to leave him be. Unfortunately something sinister is afoot, and someone has just made him involved by trying to kill him and/or his assistant. Now Percy is in hiding, and Walter has to figure out who wants them dead and why, and he has to get ready for the annual ball thrown by the local crotchsniffers... excuse me, werewolves. Oh, and he has to find the perfect present for his mother's birthday, too. Sometimes it's all more trouble than it's worth.

MONSTER HIGH: Ghouls Rule! by yourblankey

Halloween is a holiday monsters are to fear due to another species. This time, this year, the settings will change. Join Y/n on her adventure to stopping the normies from destroying their Halloween. = I'm aware I kept putting "ghouls" instead of "monsters" and I just realized it. But I'm too lazy to change since I put this story on two platforms=

Twisted And Spooky Short Stories by Thewritestuff651

Here is another collection short stories, with a Halloween theme! Some stories will make you laugh, and some stories will give you goosebumps! An authentic Halloween feel, will be in the air!! Join me, my friends, and as well as a bunch of quirky characters, as we get ourselves into more crazy, and sometimes spooky adventures, all the way through Halloween night! Enjoy getting goosebumps!! Bwa ha ha ha!! ;) 🎃 Awesome cover done by my bestie @Skittishreflections! :)

Halloween In The Fictional Realm by ��rsJourney919

Hello, loves!!! Here is another short story collection, filled with Halloween tales, that are sure to give you goosebumps, and keep you up all night! Celebrate Halloween with style by getting involved in all kinds of unpredictable scenarios, like being trapped in a haunted house, hearing things that go bump in the night, and being scared silly!! You've been warned!!!! 🎃 Amazing cover done by my bestie @Nk_works! :)❤

Spooky Halloween Tales by Aspiringwriterbuff21

Prepare to be scared silly in the fictional realm!!!! Halloween is here, and the ghouls and goblins await anyone that crosses their path!! Escape if you dare!!! There's no easy way out of the fictional realm this Halloween!

Mad As A Hatter (Completed 2015) [WATTY AWARD WINNER *Featured Story*] by 3pointt14

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

Wrong Side of the Coffin: A WIPpersnappers Anthology by VictorSerranoWriting

Maybe you're thinking of joining the fang club. Sure, why wouldn't you? So many stories out there make it seem like a great deal - all dinner jackets or gothic gowns, lavish castles, and supernatural powers that let you rule the darkness. Not so fast. Vampirism has its own trials and tribulations. Stick around. Read these stories. If they don't change your mind, at least they'll prepare you for some of the unexpected realities of undead existence.

Welcome to Nightmare Land |Complete| by Paradoxx

Looking for horror, humor, and a bit of romance? Welcome to Nightmare Land. Abandon all hope of EVER waking up! It started as a silly night involving a group of friends and then it turned into an eerie adventure. They stumbled across an abandoned amusement that's modeled to make you relive your worst nightmares. Entering was their biggest mistake. Strange things started happening-- unexplained attacks, noises, notes, and most importantly: Nightmares. One by one they are targeted, tormented, and marked. Before anything else goes wrong they have return to the worst place imaginable: Nightmare Land. Excerpt: "It's okay to be afraid." I feel my chains tighten and a heat on my chest, accompanied by more laughter. "What... What are you?" I whisper. "Me?" It replies, touching my face "I'm your worst nightmare." ❤Read|Vote|Comment ❤

Timeless Short Stories by Aspiringwriterbuff21

Here is another short story collection filled with zany characters, wild adventures, and everything the fictional realm has to offer! Enjoy a barrage of Looney Tunes style antics, dead alligators, random folks melting, and so much more!

this book is made to give you a laugh inside and out. on a bad day sad day happy day even a busy or boring day... if this makes you feel better or laugh comment if you want hah I dont really mind if you dont.. take your mind off life and read if your a book worm :p c: I really love it when people laugh or are happy because that vibe goes to everyone around them relax, get comfortable, and read as yoyr heart desires

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Haunted

The dead typically want one of two things. Ghosts crave conversation. Spirits seek pain. My name is Bria, and I've been able to interact with the dead for as long as I can remember. Communicating with the deceased might sound like a cool gift, but let me assure you, it's not. Ghosts don't shut up, and not all specters are friendly. In fact, most of them are dangerous. Pretending the paranormal doesn't exist is far easier than talking to the shadows, so I've been avoiding the dead for years. Past experiences have led me to avoid the living too. And for a long time, I've successfully kept my distance. Until a single ghost encounter in the library ruins everything. Now a couple of my classmates know my secret. But as it turns out, they have a deadly secret of their own. Time to talk to the shadows again. _______________ This story contains profanity and violence. [ONC 2021 Shortlister]

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