The Misadventures of Captain Clueless
40 parts Ongoing Jax "Lucky" Larsen is a small-time con artist who's spent his life bluffing his way through bad decisions and unpaid bar tabs. But when a misunderstanding (and maybe a little fraud) lands him in the captain's seat of the Celestial Phoenix a long-lost, legendary spaceship suddenly, the entire galaxy thinks he's some kind of tactical genius.
With a mismatched crew who actually believes in him (for now), an AI with major attitude, and bounty hunters, warlords, and cosmic bureaucrats hot on their trail, Jax has only one mission: keep up the act and stay alive.
But there's just one problem-the Celestial Phoenix isn't just any ship... it's the key to an ancient secret that could change the fate of the universe. And the people looking for it? Yeah, they're not big on second chances.
Armed with quick wit, terrible decision-making skills, and an impressive ability to avoid responsibilities, Jax must outsmart, outbluff, and (if all else fails) outrun every danger the galaxy throws at him.
Because if there's one thing he's learned in life, it's this: when in doubt, fake it till you make it... or at least until someone else takes the blame.