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A Final Season of Rick and Morty, step right up folks! Get stepped up! G-get-get your mind blown with Evil Morty, Interdimensional Cable, Szechuan sauce, new portal gun uses, Butter Passing Robot, manipulative spy lady, rare Ricks, answers ---- to all the shit, big character arcs 'n' shit, funny shit, sad shit, dark shit ---- oh boy is it ---- some more funny shit ---- shit, I already said that kinda ---- you get the idea! Get all your ---- your shit, it's all together, and it's all up in here folks! We're all going to die! But wait, there's quotes: Rick 86: "My name's GTF-1300579218686." Morty: "Gosh, I wonder who's Rick A-1?" Rick 86: "Probably committed suicide, or died as a kid-that's how most of us go. Correctional facilities didn't have low-voltage fences back then. But ---- I mean, there is one of us named A-1, but we just call him that because he's from a saucy dimension." Summer: "Don't pause the movie Mom, I'm just going to the bathroom." Rick: "There's no bathroom. Just see the animator's floor plan." Rick: "Tell them to squirt the ketchup into a smiley face or I'll give them a bad review." Morty: "W-Why? It'll smear ---- you won't be able to tell." Rick: "Yeah but it will keep them on their toes so they won't mix up my order with some idiot's life-hating bean burger again." Beth: "Or they'll just spit in your food." Rick: "They pretty much always spit in my food, Beth, cuz there's no way I'm smiling or staying sober for piss-ass high schoolers when you can't even taste spit."

[contains anxiety triggers] "because fuck, maybe i love you or maybe you're just another stupid crush."

𝑰𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅, 𝑳𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒂 𝑳𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒓. 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒇 𝒊𝒕 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒇𝒆𝒘 𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔. 𝑫𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒖𝒏𝒂𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒅, 𝑺𝒊𝒍𝒗𝒊𝒂 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑬𝒗𝒊𝒍. 𝑶𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 "𝑻𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝑷𝒆𝒕"

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LAW school, Professor, student, love, friends, Roommates, obsessions, Cases, murder, death... James Barnes X OC This story contains 18+ content.

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IF YOU GET EASILY OFFENDED DONT READ!!1-main character likes trump 2-my grammar skills remain lacking 3-I give my opinions, whether they're wanted or not. Shes the most popular girl in school.....that just so happens to hang out with outcasts, being one herself. She ticks people off, she's surprised nobody's ever tried getting in a fight with her. She states her opinions and unwanted facts when wanted least, but she couldn't care less. She's on the varsity cheer team. She's pretty, she's hot, she everything your not... Or so you think. Little miss cheerleader has people problems. People think she's a b****, because she's shut most people out. But, when she knows that you're talking to her she's sweet as can be. Unless your a guy. For reasonable reasons. She listens to Johnny Cash, and Green Day. She watches Chuck Norris, and American Idol. She wears what she wants, says what she wants...... But... Doesn't quite do what she wants. She doesn't want to offend people, but sometimes she could care less, if she did. She's never been in a relationship. She's the hardest girl in the world to get. She's a poet. She's rock and roll. She's country. She's southern rock. She's 'boss' she doesn't get along with other cheerleaders, (more like they don't get along with her, because she gets along with just about anybody). Near All girls hate her. Near All boys stay away from her. The most popular girl in school, Courtney McCreary. Enter Dalton O'Riley, the boy whose dated a tremendous number of 'hard to get girls' Read what happens when an unstoppable force, meets an inmovable object. She's all that and a bag of chips...

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