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TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death
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  • Reads 89,570
  • Votes 3,347
  • Parts 31
  • Time 6h 59m
Complete, First published Dec 03, 2021
"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." 

Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen?

"Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out."

or,

in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing.

or or,

a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.
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Dream pulls strings and his plan goes ahead, always leading with a smile. What's smiling without pain anyways? Dream never got tired of it. Tommy was always sad, Dream would make him smile too. *not cannon to dsmp Also everything is Platonic/ definitely NOT romantic or sexual. Please do not ship them, especially minors and adults that's disgusting. This fic is old and cringe and weird so read at own risk, also HEAVILY INSPIRED/ ripping off Mask by Kenji_Arts on AO3, I've grown past this, but I'm keeping this fic up for old times sakes, it was my first ever fic, but no... it's not good.