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Hufflepuff Braixen: Hello! We are the Parody Quartet! We like to sing parody songs! Red Rhythm: And this book is a way to channel our love for parodies! Venus: And we love to make them as offensive as possible, with a humorous twist! Angeletta: So sit back, munch on a carrot or two, and Enjoy your feature presentation! Rangeleon: Also, we do not claim ownership of the following songs that will be parodied, nor any fandoms or characters that will be mentioned, with the exception of us of course! With all that said, ENJOY!

Request is closed T^T (see other book I shall be making soon!!) A series of X reader oneshots/imagines/tiny drabble with The Transformers Prime! Just keep in mind that I don't do smut so there will be NONE, though there will be swearing, sexual innuendos and dirty jokes ~ -I OWN NOTHING OF TRANSFORMERS PRIME- -THERE WILL BE TRIGGER WARNINGS AND SWEARING- -Cover Pic by: Kazumasa Yasukuni on Twitter.

Shelby been on her own for quite sometime. Just her Cybertronian partner for company. Her and her partners past hasn't been a good one. They have gone though a lot together. But then they meet Team Prime. Things start to change, the truth is slowly seeping through the cracks. Shelby can only keep the lie going for so long. What is she so desperately trying to hide? Will she start to trust Team Prime? Will she find the help she needs? There is some slight swearing, but I'm not going to classify it as mature because of some swearing. So I'm warning you now. (I do not own anything. Just my character. I won't be going off the story of Transformers Prime. There might be some that kind of follow. But most of it is made up by me. Again I don't own Transformers Prime or any of the characters in it. Just having fun writing. Thank you and enjoy.)

In this miniature series, I poke fun at the Charlie Bone books by injecting a ridiculous amount of pop cultural references, silliness, bad humor, and even a showdown with Harry Potter.

In this Transformers Prime book, I'll be doing one shots and short stories. Some will be made up and some will be scenes from other movies that we know of. Enjoy. Warning: there will be some stories that will be "R" rated.

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol

One foggy day, the Decepticons receive a signal from a remote rural area. When they go to survey the land, they find bots from Megatron's past, and a series of events will lead the Warlord to do something he never thought of doing. ~ ⚠️: - Violence - +18 - Other shit - Megatron x Starscream ~ I'm publishing all chapters in not many days bc I can, but after I'm done publishing all the pre-written ones, it'll be hard to receive any update. The further you go with the book, the shorter chapters become, sorry.

Note: This started as kind of satire tweets and had so much fun with it, started taking it seriously. I have already began re-writing it, already have 3 chapters written. Will upload to �������� soon! A fun origin story in the point of view of Dr. Maniak smith and how he becomes known as Dr. Fuzzy Donut.

Lord Megatron has always found Starscream to be more trouble than he was worth, but when the idea of gaining more of the rare Seeker breed is placed in his processor, the warlord decides he may as well learn how to take care of his new pet. (I assume this would be the time to grovel and say I own nothing. Well, I don't own the characters but I do own a few obscure new concepts {anti-virus solutions are the biggest ones that comes to mind at the moment}. There. Now that is finished and you may read on!)

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