"Damn! I feel like a woman! (Tf2 Spy x reader)"
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Complete, First published Nov 27, 2022
Mature
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You and a few of your fellow mercenaries travel to a cozy little pub to carry out a simple contract. The events of the night leaves a certain mercenary questioning everything he thought he knew about himself.

Who knew a simple assassination could lead to world shattering questions?

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(⚠️TW: strong language, alcohol, mentions of date rape drugs (nothing happens) transphobic comments (his nose gets broked :) )

(Any likeness or similarities to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. I made the story up as I went along, purely fueled by yummy chocolate coffee milk and spite.)

(Proofread by nen-kaii on the hit website tumblr.com)

(💛Criticism and comments are more than appreciated. Make sure to share with a friend if you enjoyed!💛)

(The art is mine, I felt a little silly babe.)

(Rated T for TYRANNOSAURUS DINOSAURUS)
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