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These are from my other account and my friend Thought we should put all the smut on one account. You're welcome. For you horny people out there. Most will probably be Impulse, Skizz, Wels, or X since those four are my favorite. And also because Welsknight is my spirit animal.

"අනේහ් මට...මට මෙහෙම කරන්න එපා..මම වදින්නම්...මා...මාව අත අරින්න..මගෙ ජීවිතේ වටින දේකට කියලා මට තියෙන්නෙම මෙච්චරයි...ඒකත් මට නැති කරන්න එපා දෙයියනේ.." "වස්සාන ඍතුවට ආදරේ කරපු මට හැමදාමත් උනේ ශීත ඍතුවක් ඇතුලෙ තනිවෙන්න.." -නිවේන් "හොදින් හරි නරකින් හරි කියලා එකක් නෑ යකෝ... මට ඕනෙ,වෙන්න පුළුවන් නරකම විදිහට මට ඕනෙ දේවල් මගේ කරගන්න....මට ඕනෙ උබවනම් උබට වෙන්නෙත් අන්න ඒ ටික....මතක තියාගනින්...." -රුහිර

Basically one shot ideas i got...

Welcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a smattering of oneshots based off of other Hermitcraft fanfics and Hermittpad oneshots here. There will probably be more variation than my last oneshot book since I watch more Hermits this season. Updates come every week or so!

"Now I will wipe out your pathetic crew." It hissed. "But I think I'll leave you alive to see it." It said with a laugh. "Then you'll know they're all dead." "And it's all your fault." - Socks and Meme have always hated each other. Blaza, a mutual friend introduced the two and they both seemed to hate each other instantly. The only thing they have in common? Their dream of going to new planets and exploring the stars. Oh, and how much they seem to enjoy annoying each other. After waiting for it all their lives, the crew is going to space. The trip was supposed to go smoothly, traveling to Polus and doing research there and then returning back to Earth. But a glitch in the system sends a virus into the crew, which infects one of the members with a sudden desire to kill the other crewmates. The only problem? There's no way to tell which one is infected. The twisted game only gets worse as more and more dead bodies show up around Polus. Can Meme and Socks finally learn to work together in time to save the few of them who are left? - I read through and edit each of my chapters before they are published, but mistakes still tend to get through. If you notice one, it would be helpful to point it out. Contains Memesfor1 content, if you are uncomfortable with that feel free to leave. Listen to Yellow by Coldplay {Started - April 7, 2021} {Finished - August 24, 2021}

Scar's stressed about the Turf War, and Grian even more so. An unlikely admiration blossoms when the two leaders realise how similar they really are. The Turf War keeps them separate, but their love for each other brings them together. This is only a first draft (and my first fanfiction) so I will possibly be working things out to edit this story to its full potential. That being said, if you're alright with the few plot holes and old writing, feel free to read it as is for now! WARNING: This story includes descriptions of blood, fantasy violence, panic attacks, (almost) drowning, explosions, shooting (bow and arrows), poisoning, and MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH Disclaimer: This story ships Scarian in terms of their online personas/characters and not the real people! Any sexualities the characters have are purely headcanons and may not be comfirmed! The events of this story will not be in line with the actual Hermitcraft season 7 timeline. Thank you and enjoy reading! •ᴗ• (cover art by @aofikofi on Tumblr)

Noor, a dancer in the Royal Court of the Al-Yauzhan Empire wants nothing more than to pay off her debts and lead a nice, simple life-but a chance encounter with the crown prince and his brother brings her into the dangerous world of court politics. As Noor and the princes investigate their uncle and cousin's possible treason, she grows closer to the crown prince, but in order to save the kingdom and the person she loves, Noor will have to risk everything... A romantic adventure set in an imagined Arabic kingdom, THE DANCING GIRL is a story of court intrigues, romantic entanglements, and secret meetings as Noor and her best friend Amir try to help the princes they're falling for expose corrupt court officials with plans to seize the throne. Noor and Amir are close to having everything they've ever dreamed of...now all they need to do is survive.

Description: "Heh, powerful as one can be having the best of both worlds, having the Admin and Watcher magic, you cannot resist against the code no matter how corrupted or clean it may be in your eyes. It's my duty to bring back the balance, meaning destroying the works of the brothers while I'm at it" The white hooded Entity sneered, hatred evident in his glitchy voice. Ruby red eyes drilling into the player's soul. As a smile crept up to its face as it tightened its grip on the winged player. He kicked it as he held his dual swords, by his side. "If you are doing your duty, I'm going mine" He growled. It looked amused despite the inhuman face it held, wanting him to continue. "My duty as the Protector" [-----------------] Disclaimer: I had a lot of inspiration from other writers so I hope you guys understand, I will try to make this as original as possible! Thank you and enjoy the story! [-----------------] Cover drawn and edited by me

When an uncorrupted Xornoth woke up on the Mezalean shore line, they expected to get arrested or killed on sight. What they did not expect was for King Joel to drag them into the Matral Palace for in-law bonding. They also didn't expect for Scott to be corrupted by Exor. And they also didn't expect themself to still be incoherent around Joey. This could be... interesting. COMPLETED 19/4/2022 WORD COUNT: 94,375 Cross-Posted on Archive of Our Own. (Bonus oneshot on part 49) THIS FIC IS ONLY POSTED ON WATTPAD AND ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN. IF YOU ARE READING THIS ANYWHERE ELSE, PLEASE LEAVE AND READ IT ON WATTPAD AND ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN.

Grian oneshots, and maybe some stories about other hermits :) This might include! Watcher Lore Scarian + other ships Hot Guy & Cute Guy Poultry Man Different AU's (Vampire Mumbo, Watcher Xisuma, Worship AU etc.) 'Identity reveals' #9 on Hermitcraft - 18/11 - 2024 #1 on limitedlife - 29/1 - 2025 #1 on hermit - 28/02-2025 #3 on Watcher - 28/02-2025 #2 on Grianxscar - 01/03-2025 #2 on Mumbo - 15/04-2025