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"I'm not lying." Cartman x Kyle
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  • Reads 4,640
  • Votes 128
  • Parts 16
  • Time 45m
Complete, First published Jan 24, 2024
[Book 7] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense.

"I'm trying to make a realistic Kyman book. So, Cartman will be a psycho, and Kyle will be preachy. Don't expect any genuine fluff. This is kind of a joke book; it will not take itself seriously.
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Cartman and Kyle hate each other; however, they stay friends. No one knows why. Why won't they leave each other? Well, they both have their reasons, reasons that would cause everyone huge confusion.

Kyle likes Cartman, believing he can be better; he has seen it before.

And Cartman is, not romantically, obsessed with Kyle, living to make his life horrible.

However, one day, Cartman hatches a plan to gather dirt on Kyle after overhearing Kyle rant about him. Taking advantage of this crush, will he destroy Kyle's life by spilling more secrets, or will he learn how to love genuinely?"
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