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Cover made by: Me (I WAS TOO FUCKING LAZY ON THE COVER SO I HAD TO GRAB A GALAXY PICTURE ON PINTEREST SO DONT BLAME ME-) Full of random Chatfics and other random sh- English is not my first language! (I DONT OWN SOLARBALLS IF I DID I WOULD'VE MADE VENUS X EARTH X MARS CANON.)

i think i read all the chatfics already, but I'm still not satisfied. most of it will be part of my imagination, maybe you can give me ideas!! BUT. NO. SMUT. (i accidently read it, now i understand😭) MY FAV CHARACTERS IS NEPTUNE AND JUPITER BTW!!

Rewriting this bcz i can this is mostly gonna be crack, and these are mostly based off of things that have happened to me 😛 ><><><><>< None of the characters belong to me!! Except for ocs, but some of those belong to Mars :3

YALL ARE TIRED OF ME IK IM SORRY

The planets were all doing what they usually did. Sun talking with Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars playing solar cards, Jupiter and Saturn talking, Uranus writing in his diary, Neptune talking to asteroids, etc. that was until, they all passed out. Edit sep 10: This story is mostly centered around Neptune and Uranus with occasional switches to other planets, for example, earth, venus, moons, etc. If you don't like those 2 very much, that's fine, just don't leave a hate comment or anything. Thank you <3

A Solarballs (Planethumans?) Fanfic of the past, from the very beginning to present era. (SLOW UPDATES!) 'The Sun placed his gaze upon his planets, the ones who remained of the devastating past behind them. Yet, did they entirely remember it? Or was it just him, alone, who always knew, always watched.' NOTICE: This is an AU! Most of it is inaccurate to the Solarballs lore in the past, this is due to it being made sometime ago before the episodes of the Big Bang and such released. As such, the past should be considered Planethumans somewhat until it gets relatively close to Current Solarballs. Also certain chapters do get fairly long like in the 5k-20k range. (Warning: Most of this is probably shit, do not have high expectations cause I do not have them in myself.)

He's sick of it. He's sick of all the torment. He's tired of you. You don't care though. You never did. After getting into an argument with Venus, he flees to the asteroid belt. Soon after everyone is asleep, he has the urge to murder Venus, to which he almost succeeds before wussing out. He then meets his imaginary companion. Mercury then murders with the his friends persuasion. Then again with the voices persuasion. His sanity becomes more dull as time passes. He's finally mustered up the courage to defend himself. Using the worst way possible. It's not his fault, it really isn't. ---- WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING. anyways umm Warning for gore, excessive description of decomposing for my sole purpose of enjoyment, vomit, EXCESSIVE DESCRIPTION OF MURDER, cannibalism,,,maybe and out of character mercury(HES going ballistic on everybody that's it) Solarballs 😝 HUMAN FORM BTW,, LIKE THEIR HUMAN LOOKING BUT R IN SPACE.

I'm bored and I like drama Also: depressed jupiter?! (Lol this is cool)

Just Solarballs in a Discord Gc. Nothin else. This is the goofiest thing I done so far so uh- yeah. Anyways just enjoy the goofy planets talking GC and yeah lol (THERE WILL BE MISTAKES 😭)

DISCONTINUED.... rip to the most chaotic solarballs gc (this story will definitely be ooc for alot of characters, there are ships too!! you can find them out in the story tho) the sun does NOT like when planets leave their orbit, what does he do? create a gc for them obviously! cross posted (i think thats the word) on ao3!! oh yeah the planets and everyone else still leave their orbit lol