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[SOME MATURE LANGUAGE] A diary talking about how my family is preparing for quarantine and how it goes.

*FOR MATURE READERS* (!TRIGGER WARNING!: This story contains self harm, drugs/alcohol, abuse, sexual content, and swearing!)

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.

5SOS Sickfics Requests are closed, updates no longer being posted. Have a lovely day :)

Absence is said to make the heart grow fonder... After months a part, just what is in store for the teacher and the now former high school student? Well, a late night visit from an old 'friend' calls for a Nightcap... ***CONTAINS SOME MATURE CONTENT***

a life update and how i feel about current and past months + other stuff ... im telling you C, but not directly because i know you'd never want to ask about it or you're much too busy to have time to hear what i have to say ... and also i'd rather not bother you about it ... here goes nothing

WARNING!!! Mild swearing (crud) and terrible puns/humor. If you are easily butt hurt, don't sit on a chair for long periods of time. That pretty much sums up the humor. ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!

Descriptions are for piss stains (no offense, lol) so you don't get one. I copied this story from my alt account, JustWantedWaffles, because �������� stopped letting me publish without verifying my email.

This is x fem reader but you can change the pronouns if you'd like, also why do people still read this

Includes: ~Explanations for the times I'm away or acting strange. •Telling you guys if I'll be gone for a while. ~Random shit. •Just... updates on stuff. Edit on April 6th, 2016:《WARNING: MATURE LANGUAGE》 [Well, there's mature language NOW, at least.]