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*When Bangpink maknae line do something bad*

Rosé : shit-no no WE have to think something !

Jimin : Ya! Don't panic , How do we usually get out of these messes ?

V        :  We don't . 

Jk     : What !?

Lisa : Yeah , we make other big mess to cancel the first one .


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*Bangpink Playing Truth and Dare*


Rosé : I dare Jennie to call her dad now .

Lisa : Lame one hahahah

Jennie : that's it ? [ Takes out her phone ] Alexa call dad .

Alexa : calling daddy .

Jennie : NO NO NO-

[ Taehyung's phone rings]

Rest of Bangpink : "............."


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*Bangpink's Kids*


Jinsoo's kids : [Horrified ] Why you all are so ugly?

Suga 's kids : My dad says it's important to have some swag and sleep . yawns*

Taennie's kids : You all are so old fashionable eww.

Jirose's Kids : Can you tell me where I'll find some cookies and lilies , My parents are saying that they can't have them .

Rapmon's Kids to Jirose's kids : I heard from dad that uncle jimin got no jams , it must be tough .

Liskook's kids : My dad taught me to be pErFecT and my mom says never hang out with iDiOts [ rides away on a tricycle ]



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In Interview of Blackpink on Jimmy Fallon's show .

Jimmy : So Rosé , what is the thing you love the mos-

Rosé    : FOOD!

Jimmy : Oh! , What is your hobby ?

Rosé    : EATING !

Jimmy : Any nick name tha-

Rosé   : FOODSÉ!!

Jimmy : Umm Wha- nvm.



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*Bts at supermarket*


Jin : Tae hold my hand and don't get lost here .

Jin : Jimin come back here!! , we are not buying that jams .

Jin : Suga ! watch your actions and don't sleep in the trolley for god sakes !

Jin : Hobi stop talking to strangers . All are not good you know .

Jin : Yah! Jungkook-ah , Stop irritating that lady for some banana milk .

Jin : KIM NAMJOON! I AM WARNING YOU ! STOB TALKING TO CRABS AND TAKE YOU IQ FROM THE DUST-BIN !

Jin : AND PARK JIMIN FOR THE VERY LAST TIME STOB HANGING ON THAT BAR , IT WILL NOT GROW YOU HEIGHT !!

Jin : Wait- WHERE IS KIM TAEHYUHG !?

Jin on phone : P-d nim , I did not sign up for this!



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 Rosé : Lisa gave me get well soon card .

Jisoo : Aww that's so sweet .

Rosé : I wasn't sick , She said I could do better .


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Jimin : When I was small-

Jennie :[snort ] 'wAs'            

Jimin : "............"


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Jennie : I hope I would have learned medical .

Lisa : well I know DDR .

Rosé : what is this ?

Lisa : That's what you do when a person can't breath .

Jisoo : Wait it's not DDR it's CPR liz . you can't do Dance Dance Revolution on persons lungs .

Lisa : Well we can try that also .



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Jungkook opens the door slightly : I am sorry I was doing  things .

Lisa followed behind and grinning smugly : I was the thing .

Bangpink : ".............................."


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Jimin : I am doing such a good job in keeping my crush secret .

Rosé , sadly  : Hey chimchim.

Jimin , Tripping over nothing : W-why you look bad-I mean mad-shit SAD! 

Rosé : gtg.


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