Reverse Dipcifica:The Good and The Dark

♡ Dipper POV ♡
I woke up this morning and thankfully there was no big noise waking up thank you Mabel for not ruining my morning.I got up and went down to the dining room to have breakfast or rather Will get it for me.

"Will!" I shouted to try and get his attention.

"Y-yes sir!" Will about to cry as usual.

"Go and acquire my breakfast and make it snappy".

"O-of c-course m-master..."

That useless worth of a servant can't do anything but it actually managed to cook and bring me my breakfast.I had poach egg on toasted and a sip of tea nothing hits it like that kind of breakfast.I started to eat my breakfast and Mabel come down to sit with me for breakfast and oh my Mabel looks so funny in the mornings.She always forgets to take off her makeup,her mascara is completely gone under her eyes,her blush makes her face even more red and her foundation is completely cluttered I wish I could take a picture and send to the world.

"Good morning dear brother..."

"Good morning dear sister"

"You should see your face sister,you look absolutely beautiful today" saying it sarcastically.

"Really?! Let me see..."

She then paused and started to...

"Ahhhhhhhhh! Brother I look terrible I left my makeup on again I can't you tricked me I hate you!"

"You should know me well by now Mabel"

"Ugh! Whatever where's my breakfast I'm starving"

"You don't have"

"What.."

"I'm kidding go get the blue triangle to acquire it for you"

"Willll!!"

"Y-yes ma'am!"

"Go get me my breakfast and I want chocolate chip pancakes with chocolate syrup and some tea like Dipper"

"O-of course ma'am"

"Well dear brother what are you doing today?"

"I do not have anything planned I will just what today brings"

"You should get some friends like me"

"I do not care for such things unlike you and your friends.What are there names Gandy and Crenda

" they're names are Candy and Grenda and besides I don't really care for them they only do as I say and they do it"

"Sounds more like slavery than friendship"

"No no you don't get it brother,I trick them into thinking I am there friend and we should be friends for our own reasons"

"You can just use Will for that"

"Yeah but I can use Candy for ruining people's social media and Grenda to physically infiltrate people"

My phone made a beep sound sounded like a got a text but who would send me a text at this time?

"Who's that brother?"

"I-it's Pacifica?"

"No way really?! Woah you got a girl and now she's texting you too good job"

"Well I'll excuse myself from the table and see what the text says".

I left the table and see what Pacifica had texted me about maybe she wanted to go on another date or maybe ask for a kiss"

Pacificaiscute❤️:hey gleeful

HandsomeBoy16:Hey there pazzie😏

Pacificaiscute❤️:This isn't Pacifica,this is Gideon

HandsomeBoy16:what the hell do u want pines?

Pacificaiscute❤️:I want you 2 stay away from her

HandsomeBoy16:I don't need 2 be told off by someone like u

Pacificaiscute❤️ I don't care she doesn't need someone like u in her life and oh also did u know that she broke her arm last night

HandsomeBoy16:Omg is she okay?!

Pacificaiscute❤️:that doesn't concern u I know u hurt her and I'm not going 2 let u get away with it

HandsomeBoy16:excuse me R u insinuating that I broke her arm?!

Pacificaiscute❤️:Well it's obvious we came back as soon as she came back 2 the shack and we found her with a broken arm and the only other person she was with was u so..

HandsomeBoy16:Well we must have came back before u imbeciles did because she was no1 there when I took her back home

Pacificaiscute❤️:Fine I'll believe you for now but if u did hurt her u r so asking for a beating gleeful

HandsomeBoy16:I'd love 2 see if that would ever happen but please feel 3 2 try

Pacificaiscute❤️:oh and another thing

HandsomeBoy16:Get on with it I don't have all day

Pacificaiscute❤️:Pacifica was wondering if u wanted 2 come 2 our party we're having 2night at the shack.

HandsomeBoy16:R u lying?

Pacificaiscute❤️:no but she says don't act u and her r dating bcuz she thinks it weird

HandsomeBoy16:Don't worry I will

Pacificaiscute❤️:I'm keeping my eye on u 👁

HandsomeBoy16:so will I

How dare he excuse me of hurting her,I may be just a little evil but I'm not a monster.Whatever  I guess I have something to look forward too for today.