.~*Ignored. Again*~. (One Piece x Reader)

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First Person:

There was Robin, uncloaked, but on the floor bleeding.

sigh. What a way to treat a lady. The panda guy went on his monologue, this is awkward. They don't see me? Am I invisible? I look down. No. No one sees me?

Well that dude with the bull hair is going to get his ass handed to him by Luffy, and I want to be there to watch. 

~Time Skip~

Luffy's here, Bull guy is battling him. 'Come on Luffy, use Gear second.' I wonder if he appears shiny in-person too? Man I'm being too curious. Well whatever, it's not like it matters all that much to me anyways.

Oh. There he goes. He's so pink. And steamy, how much energy does this take, I wonder? I want to touch him to see if he's hot. I mean he is- don't start now head. Hmmm, I guess I can't touch anything really, I am dead. I put my hand against the floor, and- yep it went right through. 

I wonder... I stuck my head into the floor. Oh! I can see the inside of the floors, cool. Pieces of the floor were flying everywhere, but they didn't hit me. Obviously. 

I really want to be able to pick things put though. Maybe with me mind...... Nope. That was dumb. I probably looked so stupid then.

Focus (____), Focus! There's a fight going on. It's intense, and you shouldn't be doing idiotic things like trying to pick things up with your mind. I tuned back into the Luffy and Bull guy's fight but it was over. Oh. I missed it.

Could they really not see me the whole fight? I mean, I may be transparent but I'm not invisible. Right? I decided to test it. So I got really close to Luffy's face, almost touching noses. He froze. Does he see me? I turned my head around and saw that Robin was now standing on the balcony.

So he was looking at Robin and not me? I guess I am invisible. Wait. Can they hear me? 

I placed on Luffy's shoulder, or tried to, and started talking "That was a pretty cool move back there, but didn't it take a lot of energy? You should eat that meat in your pocket." At the last part I pointed at his pocket, even if he couldn't see me.

"Oh! That's Right! Thanks for reminding me, mysterious lady!" He quickly chomped down teh meet I pointed at.

Wait. So he can see me? I went around his back and stuck my head through his stomach, he looked down. He can! "Whaaa! How are you doing that?!"

I quickly flew through the floor, to think. 

So he can see and hear me? Aren't ghosts usually invisible? Am I really dead?

~Time Skip Again~

All the fighting was over, and I couldn't do anything to help.Well I am a ghost. What could a dead person do?

I watched everyone jump onto the Merry, it was still working. For now. I could remember very well the burning of the Going Merry. I never why they would cry over a ship, but I guess it was their friend.

Well, they're escaping the Navy. I can't believe cannon balls are actually this big. I flew beside a canon ball, with my hand under my chin in a thinking matter. I thought they were the size of my head, but they surpass my head my a lot. Maybe I have a small head?

"Hey, Mysterious Lady! What are you doing! That's dangerous You know!" Luffy was yelling at me. Does he not understand that I'm dead? 

Well whatever, it really doesn't matter to me anyways. I flew over to where he was sitting on the Merry's head.The one that would break soon.

"Oh. It's you again." I turned and saw Robin, she looked less sad than she did in that train. Guess that because I'm here in-person, 'm able to see all the little details and emotions of everything. That's cool I guess.

"Yes, I'm (____). Nice to meet you." I stuck out me hand to shake. How stupid.

Unfortunately, Robin went to shake me hand. She looked quite shocked to seeher hand go straight through my hand.

"Oh." We all said at the same time. "Oops." I finished.

Usopp, Chopper, and Luffy went into a panic of what was wrong.

Luffy thought it was really cool, Chopper thought I needed medical assistance, and Usopp thought I was a spirit. Well, I am.

"A-Ahhh! She's a spirit!" I tried to put a hand on his shoulder to relax him, but it worsened the situation when my hand went right through him. "Ahhh! She's going to kill me! Someone! Kill the spirit!"

"I..." I started, everyone turned their attention to me, "I'm not a spirit." The crew all looked at me with curious eyes, something I wouldn't have noticed if I were on the other side of the screen.

"Really? Than what are you?" Robin asked.

"I'm a ghost." I stated bluntly. They all sweatdropped.

"Hey Ghost Lady." Luffy started, but I cut him off.

"Don't call me 'lady', it makes me sound old." 

"Ah! Sorry, Ghosty, you look really familiar. Have we met before?"

"No? I don't think so. I don't really know if I met anyone when I was alive." That's true, I don't know if I was every alive in this world. I guess, I could have me Luffy.

"Well either way, join my crew!" he said raising his arms and smiling. Cute. 

"no can do." I responded, i wanted to, but there would be no plot if I just agreed.

"Why not?" he persisted.

"I need to find someone." this excuse is shit- shut up.

"Who? We can help you!" Man he really wants me on his crew.

Who? That's a question I wish I knew the answer to. Just think of someone! Anyone!

"Red Haired Shanks." I- you are so incredibly stupid. I can't believe you said that with a straight face- a will shoot you head. Wait I'm already dead... I sound like Brook.

"Oh! I know Shanks too! Why do you want to see him? he's my friend I can help you find 'im!" 
Oh dear-

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