Gary: *crying*
Walten: oh why you cryin :(
Gary: my boyfriend was cheating on me!
Walten: *gasps* oh my god, how did you find out??
Gary: I saw him kissing a guy at Applebee's!
Walten: I- ... Applebee's... Oop! Girl, that was me.
Gary: :0
Walten: I guess I took yo man!
Gary: >:0 *holding a knife up to Walten's throat*
Walten: oOpSiEs-

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Old shit
HumorYeh I'm planning on shoving my old stuff in here, so the old ship shit is getting put in here as well