Mule bits

      Jack walked back to the house after calming down, he walked to the already open door and entered the home "don't go to the mule bits shop, there's some horrible shit in there" the traumatized jack warned 

  Once jack grabbed what he wanted he exited the house chewing on some cooked beef, before hearing someone's footsteps, jack immediately looked and stopped chewing on his food.  "HE'S CO- NO- HE'S COMING BACK OVER TO ME! WHATS HE DOING?" "pay, pay, pay" wilbur repeated "Pay? PAY? WHAT DO I PAY HIM WITH?! WHAT DO I-" jack frantically checked his inventory, his eye scanning each item until they landed on Five bits of iron. "W- d- t- duh? I'm gonna give him some iron" he said giving two bits of iron. "Jack, go and speak to him we don't want anything to do with your mule business" jack panicked frantically looking around while Wilbur ran of happy with his payment yelling 'WILBUR'S MULE BITS OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!'

    "I have a plan come to the home, come to the home" tommy announced "I'm under it" jack told the boy "I'm at the home right now" Phil responded "COME HO- come upstairs!" tommy yelled at phil and chuckled "he struggle- he struggles wirh the stairs, and he struggles with his words" tommy made fun of Phil "I LITERALLY- BEEN IN A FU- alright fuck you guys, you not getting any of this iron" "no, no Phil, please, please phil please..." "oh, come on phil, its fine tommy we'll inherit it one day" tommy burst out laughing and said "one day soon...In the- next week or so, we should probably build you a grave actually, just what with the- what with the current state of the world and the you know" "yeah!" Jack cheered in the background "im-"