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Deadly is the blame

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At Yakuza Imp hq, everyone is asleep*

Blitzo's phone rings and answers it.

Blitzo- Hello IMP. Someone you want me to kill?

Pause.

Blitzo- What?!

Time Skip...

Everyone made it to Savy's residence.

Smarty- Savy, what is going on?

Savy: You'll never believe this! I heard something and I saw Amy leaving my house, and I went to follow her and then I saw Infinite!

Sash- He took her, didn't he?

Savy: I didn't finish...

Sash- Then, spill it. What are you waiting for.

Savy: She was about to run but then robots surrounded her and there was this big snake with a robot body named Lyric!

Greasy: What happened now?

Savy: Well the snake took her away in the portal!

Charmy: Oh no!

Malikai laughs: YEAH RIGHT! There's no such thing as a giant snake!

Smarty slaps him again.

Smarty- Don't call my girl a liar! She knows what she saw!

Rouge- (Relieved) Oh, so she's gone?

Blitzo: You woke us up in 3:50 to tell us about this!?

Savy: It's true.

Malikai: Well I don't want to break the fourth wall but it's all Zeena and Rouge's fault.

The girls slapped him.

Loretta: Don't slap my man!

Rouge- Too bad! We did!

Vector: Savy, why would the snake take Amy?

Savy: I think he said he wants to make her his.

Rouge- Well , duh.

Shadette punches her arm hard*

Rouge- Ow !

Rouge punches her back*

Shadette growls: That is for being a jerk to Amy!

Panthy: Will you girls stop?!

Rouge- I'll show you who's the jerk !

She slaps Shadette hard

Savy: Girls stop!

Shadette crosses her arms*

Moxxie is panicking: What do we do?! What do we do?!

Blitzo- Will you knock it off ?!

Zeena rolls her eyes and walks over to Rouge.

Savy: Look, Amy is my friend, and I'm going to rescue her since Rouge and Zeena are, haters.

Crystal- I'm going too.

Sash- And , me.

Rouge- Fine ! If that's how you really feel... Then , I won't see any of you again !

Rouge then flies out.

Psycho: Babe wait! *as he runs after her*

Malikai: Well I'm going too since I want this action.

Espio: I'm coming too.

Charmy: Same here!

Zeena- Fine go. I don't give a damn about any of you anyway !

Zeena then leaves*

Blitzo: Babe wait! *as he went after her*

Moxxie: I'm coming too, after all Millie is Amy's friend.

Millie: Thanks Moxxie.

Savy looks at the others: You and the others coming too?

Vector- Of course I am ! For Amy !

Smarty- You can go. I gotta nake sure Sonic is up and good.

Savy: Okay.

Wheezy: I'm coming too.

Shadette: I'm coming too, but we don't know where Lyric took her.

????: I know where Lyric is.

Deadly came in*

Shadette: Babe! You're back!

Deadly- My dear, I'm afraid I did something terrible.

Shadette: Huh? I don't understand.

Deadly- It wasn't Rouge or Zeena's fault

Morty: What?

Pentol: What do you mean?

Deadly- The girls didn't do anything to get Amy kidnapped!

Tigs: Okay calm down!

Deadly- You see.. Lyric was my client.

They gasped*

Greasy: And you didn't tell us?!

Deadly- I was going to! But, I felt so guilty I had to reprimand myself 50 times tonight

Malikai: Well it is-

Shadette: Don't you DARE say it's his fault, I understand it wasn't his fault. *hugs Deadly* I'm not mad at my love.

Deadly- Yes , it was. It was not Rouge or Zeena. It was only me. I accidentally told him we had a pink hedgehog in town when he said he dreamed of one.

Vector is shocked*

Savy: What?!

Deadly- It was an accident !

Savy: Oh boy...

Smarty- It's okay, Deadly. We don't blame you. But the ones who have to apologize to the girls are Malikai and Shadette

Malikai: Hey I'm not staying here and missing all the fun.

Shadette: I'll call them later.

Smarty- Chickens.

Pentol did a chicken sound and so did Morty*

Smarty chuckles

Smarty- Either you two apologize IMMEDIATELY or say goodbye on going adventures with the Yakuza Patrol

Malikai: Fine...

Stupid: Uh luckily they're outside the hq crying.

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