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Summary: More incorrect quotes!!

A/N: None of these quotes belong to me

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Danny: Peter, are you okay?

Peter: In what aspect? Physically, no injury whatsoever and no signs of exhaustion. Appearance wise, could have dressed up more nicely, but I still look good. And my grades are doing great.

Danny: .......

Peter: Mentally? I could use some therapy I guess.

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Ava: Wow. Shockingly, Sam's right.

Sam: Phew. I wasn't so sure myself, but I said it with great confidence.

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Harry: The eagles won last night.

Mj: Oh, you watched the game?

Harry: [covered in blood and scratches] What game?

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Tony: I panic when people generally compliment me. What the heck are you supposed to say when people generally compliment you?

Steve: [entering the room] Hi Tony, I just wanted to let you know that your a great friend.

Tony: [panicking] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Luke: Quick! You have to hide me!

Fury: [sighs] What did you little shits do this time?

Luke: I jokingly told Ava that I don't believe in oxygen. Now she's on a war path! Please....hide me.

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Betty: You're annoying.

Ned: But you love me.

Betty: Doesn't make you any less annoying.

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Tony: [doing anything] .....I want Coffee.

Peter: .....me too.

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Thor: So, what are your goals?

Loki: I've been banned from every major city's public transport system except Melbourne, Australia. I don't know what their limit is but I will fucking find it.

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Clint: Change is inedible

Natasha: Don't you mean inevitable?

Clint: [spits out a bunch of pennies] I did not.

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Sam(Wilson): [sees Bucky in his room chilling in his bed].....I'm gonna have to start locking my door.

Bucky: It was locked. I kicked it open.

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