Corpse Husband Oneshots

Ready?

"Lots of places for killers to hide." He shook his head, laughing at me slightly, he didn't understand how serious I was.

"Honey, your house is terrifying! Anyone can hide in the basement or the attic! Or even hop the fence into your backyard!" I said, looking at him with a glare, it had happened. He hopped his fence and saw me naked, swimming in his pool.

"The door to the basement is bolted shut from the inside and outside, no one could get into the attic without a key, and no ones gonna hop the fence!" I rolled my eyes and shook my head I pulled his free hand closer to me as he drove.

"I just want to be safe and your big house is very scary to me." His face softened at my gentle voice, he smiled and nodded, I assume that means he'll help make it less scary.

"How about this, I'll fix up the basement so it's not as scary, and the attic will be too. I can make the fence higher as well." I nodded and agreed to it, it doesn't really help the fact that there's a million places to hide inside, but I'll take what I can get.

"Thank you." I said quietly, laying my head on his shoulder, he just leaned his head on mine. I watched the road as he drove, seeing all the cars that passed us.

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you to get married?" I asked, we were at his house now, he obviously said 50 million and asked me how excited I was.

"5, but only because my hoeing days are over now." I said laughing, dancing provocatively as he laughed and shook his head at me, obviously it was a 50 million too.

"I'm so excited to be married, I can't wait until we share the same last name." I said, smiling widely at him, he just blushed and shook his head at me. How he looked when he blushed was like a dream, his cheeks were a rosy pink, he couldn't help but smile so his eyes got those wrinkles around them.

"You're a God, lover boy." I said laughing, he just shook his head at me, laughing at my nickname for him. He wasn't one for nicknames, he liked being called Corpse, silly boy, daddy, or some other silly ones I think of on the spot. He didn't particularly like being called baby, babe, or baby boy, only on occasion. I sometimes like to call him honey or darling.

"I'm thinking once I move in, we can paint the walls pink and put blue polka dots." I joked, he looked at me appalled as I pretended to imagine the walls, it wouldn't look good at all, definitely not with the color scheme in here.

"We can paint the walls a different color if you'd like, it just has to match the furniture." He said, I nodded and looked at the walls now, they were a light grey, but I wanted to change them.

"I don't know what we should paint them, but we'll have to paint all my furniture before we put it in here, it won't match anything in here." I said remembering my furniture, my desk was a dark brown, my vanity light pink, and my dresser was light blue. All of Corpse's stuff was a light brown, so I'd have to change my stuff or he'd have to change his.

"We can buy you more things and you can just put your stuff downstairs." I thought about it for a second before nodding and agreeing with him. There was a room down there that nobody used, so I could just put my stuff down there and make it a bedroom.

"I'll miss it so much." I pouted, I got all my furniture after mom died, we couldn't afford really anything before then, but she left us all that money, that's when we could actually afford to live.

"It's okay baby, you can put your things in the bedroom in the basement, and we'll buy you a dresser and new desk and things to match my room." I nodded and smiled slightly, I really didn't want to part with it, and I'm glad I could put it in the basement, at least it's close to me then.

"I have some workers coming by to fix the basement this week, they have to fix it all up, new walls, new flooring, new everything." I nodded and continued listening to him, he said we could pick whatever we wanted the walls to be, so I obviously suggested pastel pink.

"We could go for a light blue also, ooo!" I smiled, he definitely didn't like my suggestions, he was more of a "neutral" color guy, but I really liked pastel and wanted it to be pastel!

"How about I just paint the bedroom down there? There wouldn't be any direct sunlight, so the darker colors wouldn't work well. It would need to be a lighter color." He agreed, I wasn't sure what color I was going to paint it, probably a blue, but I didn't know for sure yet.

"Can I have a kiss?" I looked up at him, it was a different topic, an abrupt change, but I would kiss him anyway, I would never pass up an opportunity to kiss him.

"Of course, are you okay?" He just nodded and kissed me quickly, he didn't feel like he was okay, he was acting a little weird.

"What is it? I know somethings wrong." I said quietly, he looked at me, his eyes were sad, but I wasn't sure why.

"Talking about changing everything, maybe I'm not ready for you to move in." My heart dropped. I nodded and smiled slightly, of course, I mean he hasn't lived with anyone since his mum and sister, so it's a big change.

"Oh. That's fine, it's alright. I can just stay at my house." I smiled although I was unhappy, I couldn't blame him for that, not everyone is in the same place I am, I can't expect him to be.

"Well I don't want that I just-everything's changing." I nodded, that's kinda how getting married is. You're committing everything to one another, gonna take someone's name, it's not some small thing.

"It's fine. We'll just do what we do now, I'll spend the night every so often. We'll be a married couple who lives in two different houses and I'll visit you a couple times a week." I said quietly, I wasn't mad, I just thought he was ready for that, especially since he asked me to marry him.

"I want you to live here, I just don't want everything to change." I got that, but it's going to anyway. You can't move in with someone and expect nothing to change.

"We'll figure something out." I didn't really want to talk about it anymore, and I didn't feel very welcome in his home right now.

In the end, I went back to my house, my things, and I sat. Maybe he wasn't ready for marriage. Maybe he didn't want to. I'll give him his space to decide.

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