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Kyeomie: It's three in the morning....and Hoonie hyung just went into labor

Kyeomie: Me n Chan are in the hospital with Soon, and Hoonie is going through C-Section

Channie: What's funny is how Soonyoung hyung is extremely tired, but managed to stay up due Hoonie hyung yelling at him, and coffee

Hannie: HE IS?

Kyeomie: yup, Soonyoung is freaking out tho

Cheollie: Well then

Kyeomie: How is Jisoo?

Cheollie: ......

Hannie: Bratty

Kyeomie: How bratty?

Hannie: Um

Cheollie: He had a tantrum when we said no more loud music.....

Hannie: And when we didn't give him apples like he wanted...

Kyeomie: Oh......

Cheollie: He was also fighting us, so he wouldn't take his medicine, but in end we promised him some Exo albums.

Hannie: A really bad mistake

Cheollie: Ima go broke later today

Kyeomie: I-

Channie: BABY IS JERE LETS HO MIN

Kyeomie: Bitch can't even type, well I'll see y'all later.

~7 hours later~

Shushu: Was I being exposed by the Jeongcheol couple?

Hannie: Yes

Cheollie: Yup

Shushu: 🖕🏻

Gyu: How is the baby?

Kyeomie: Well he's loud

Kyeomie: Also I figured out the wedding is in two weeks

HaoHao: Damn who is all invited?

Kyeomie: All of us, some family, and and uhhhhh I kinda forgot

Hannie: Who just went broke me and Cheol

Cheollie: Yay

Shushu: I said no you ding dongs, but that the same time I wasn't even out of little space

Hannie: Still broke

Kyeomie: How many albums did y'all buy?

Shushu: 10 half of BTS which have two of our friends and then the other half is of EXO

Kyeomie: I have a friend who is in BTS, but also related to Wonwoo

Wonu: Jungkook, Taehyung, and Jimin

Wonu: Y'all are friends with them, but they're also idols...

Hannie: Yup

Gyu: I thought you went back to sleep

Wonu: Yeah no, Minghao dragged me out today

HaoHao: It was worth it cause I bought him some new clothes :D

HaoHao: You'll be surprised Mingyu

Soon: BITCHES!!!!!

Soon: ISTG I HAVE THE CUTESY BABY WVER

Kyeomie: He can't type either

Channie: Stfu Min hyung

Kyeomie: No

Hannie: Send pictures

Kwannie: I want to see the baby

Nonie: Let's see the baby

Soon: *sends picture*

Hannie: GAH WHAT A FUCKING CUTIE

Cheollie: Ha looks like a mini Jihoon

Hoon: Oh shut up you big doof

Cheollie: No

Hannie: Cheol

Cheollie: Sorry

Hoon: 🖕🏻

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