weak hero stuff!!! but i only get motivated for a certain amount of time monthly, in other words, monthly updates or like the usual, none at all
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Weak Hero ? SEOPASS (author); Razen (artist/illustrator)
“Is it recording?” Jake asked, adjusting the angle of the camera.
“Of course it is, dumbass.” Dean grumbled. Currently, he is seated beside Jake.
“Oh! Wait, where's the mic?” Jake fumbled around, looking for the microphone he said.
“What do you need a mic for? Just get on without it!” Dean said, obviously not wanting to be here. He was ignored by the male with bright orange hair.
“Here it is!” Jake raised his hand that held a microphone. It was designed with a print of his face, also a name of something at the bottom of it. Dean thinks it's ridiculous.
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Jake sat down beside Dean, who moved away from him, they both faced the camera.
“Hello! Welcome to Objects n' Jake! Objakes for short!”
“What kind of name is that?” Dean asked. Jake ushered him.
“I'm here with my lovely-” Jake looked at Dean, “husband-” Jake finished cheerfully.
The recording of the camera was cut off. When it came back, Jake was still smiling, Dean was just watching Jake. It looked like he just threatened Jake.
“I mean, boy friend, with a space between boy and friend!” Jake introduced Dean, who waved at the camera. The bright-haired male somehow ended up with a bandage on his head.
“Today, we will be interviewing other members of the Union!” exclaimed Jake. “And also strangers on the street if we can.” he winked.
“That's dumb.” Dean seemed uninterested from what Jake said.
“Let's get on with it!”
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“Let's start with the most favored person of the fangirls and boys!” Jake walked inside Donald's office in Yeouinaru. The other members are currently there, they seem to be talking about something before Jake came and disturbed them. Also, Dean was holding the camera now.
Donald didn't say anything. Jimmy was startled, along with Forrest, who looked at the other members to see if they're fine with him just barging in. But they didn't really care, they're used to Jake's stupid ideas.
“Hello, Wolf!” Jake greeted the said male. Wolf looked at the camera and Jake but he didn't seem to care. “Would you be willing to give us some of your time for this interview? The questions are sent by our- your fans!” Jake smiled.
“No.” Wolf answered. He knows damn well he didn't have fans. ( Yeah, not after him beating up our main character. People ended up pairing Gray up with him though... But ngl they're hot together hehe)
“Let's start with the first question!” Jake took out some paper, rolled into tubes, from his pocket and opened one.
“I just declined-”
“Who is your favorite comrade among the Union heads?” questioned Jake.
“No one.” answered Wolf. Jake wasn't satisfied with it.
“Aww, you must have one!”
And it's surely not you, Jake, was what the others thought.
“No.”
Jake pondered for a moment. “Let's change the question, then!”
“Who is you favorite Union member-”
“You just asked me tha-” Jake placed a finger on Wolf's mouth, stopping him from saying anything more.
“-to bully and ridicule?” Wolf looked interested now.
“Jimmy.” after hearing his name, Jimmy looked at Wolf.
“What?”
“Haha, you heard it folks! Wolf Keum's favorite is Jimmy Bae!” Jake looked at the camera.
“And, Jimmy. How does that make you feel?” Jake brought the microphone close to Jimmy's face.
“Not happy.” Jimmy answered. Wolf looked offended.
“Side hoes will never be satisfied with words,” Wolf mumbled. Jimmy heard it, he looked at Wolf. Donald said an "ooh" quietly.
“What the fuck do you mea-”
Jake stopped Jimmy from saying anything more. “Okay, let's refrain from using foul language!” he winked at the camera.
“We have a question for Donald!” Jake walked over to Donald, and took out another paper.
“Are you a vampire?”
“What makes you say that?”
“Haha, it's rude to answer a question with a question instead of answering it with an answer and not answering another question with a question.”
Donald, “......”
After a long silence, Donald answered, “Yes.”
“Jake, the camera is rolling,” Dean said.
“No it's not!” Jake replied, thinking of making a dumb joke. “It's not a ball, it can't roll.”
“It's really rolling.”
“Nah-”
“Look on the floor!” Jake looked down and saw the camera rolling around.
He brought the microphone close to his mouth. “What the fuck,” Jake whispered.
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what is this? I FEEL SO DUMB
I LOVE JAKE BUT MY LAZINESS IS TAKING OVER 😭😭 IM SORRY JAKE, I MIGHT MAKE ANOTHER VERSION OF THIS HAHAHA
object n' jake bcuz i imagine him acting like sam from stuff n' sam HAHHAHA
