DannyPhantom.exe Fluff Oneshots ??

     "Hey babe, how would you feel about doing something a little spicy tonight?" Danny asked as he walked in on you.
     "Danny, what the fuck? I don't have a shirt on!"
     "It's not like I haven't seen you shirtless before." he said, "And you're avoiding my question, can we do the smex?"
     "Uhhh, how about no? I'm not really into all that sexual stuff, it's just not appealing to me."
     "Well that's fine, maybe next Tues- oh wait, you mean at all? You don't like the smex at all?"
     "Nah, not my thing."
     Danny stood in front of you, mouth agape. You noticed that he was holding a bunch of bdsm stuff behind his back, but he had dropped his guard once you made your announcement.
     "Uhhh, Danny? Were you planning on introducing me to cock and ball torture the VERY FIRST time we had sex?"
     His mind was yoinked back to the present, "Uhhhh, I dunno what you're talking about!" he said as he tried to hide the ball gags from your view, "And you know what? I'm gonna say it...I don't care that you don't like the smex. I'll just use this stuff on myself!"
     He laughed like a horny maniac, and ran out of the room. You decided to never bring this moment up again, it was probably for the best.