『Best Friends Know Each Other the Most』「Ruv x Reader」DISCONTINUED

It was fun watching people fight against Ruv. His voice always shook everything and to top it off, his mic was broken. It was pure voice my friends. Sometimes, some people would be able to beat Ruv and then they have to beat you. Most of them never do, maybe 2%. After they beat you, they win, what's the prize? They don't get killed until the next year. So they have a year to spend time with the people they love. What happens if they lose? They die, immediately. Sometimes Sarvente joins you two, sometimes Boyfriend joins you two. It depends.

It's been a boring week, just the same routines over and over again. You and Ruv tried to go on a killing spree, but with all security everywhere, it's a bit risky. You tried to cook but the food ran out. Your cooking is not the problem, it tastes amazing, the problem is how much food you use to cook. You never had a problem with it, until you had to rob another bank. It was hard, yes, but you always got so much money in the end, it could last you a year!

After you finished robbing the bank, you put all the money into a safe with a password that only you, Sarvente, and Ruv knows. You can't tell Boyfriend about it since he's a blabbermouth. It usually would take you half a year to finish the money if you buy food once a week but you decided to just cook. Homemade food is better after all. You, Ruv, and Sarvente are cooking together right now. Well more like, Ruv was cooking, you and Sarvente were just tossing garlic cloves at each other.

Ruv didn't seem to mind. Actually, Ruv seemed to enjoy it. Usually people couldn't really tell, because Ruv's face is always blank, tired, and bored, but you and Sarvente could. You three were best friends after all. Best friends know each other the most. You, Sarvente, and Ruv cannot be separated, unless, Sarvente has to go to church. If nobody arrives at church and the church is empty, you and Ruv will comfort Sarvente the best you could. The friendship is adorable, really. You three are like gorilla glue on anything really. Never apart. Never lying, never betraying, and  always peaceful together unless you count the time where Ruv forced Sarvente to swallow her own SIM card and she almost poked out Ruv's eye. You had to bring those two apart but it always ended well. You were all criminals, well, you and Ruv are criminals, Sarvente is a succubus, so rough housing is a normal occurrence to you three. Sarvente doesn't enjoy violence though... Okay.. maybe sometimes.

After you, Ruv, and Sarv (*cough *cough only Ruv *cough *cough) finished making the Piroshki, you set the plate on the table. It looked very good. Most food Ruv makes are either very delicious or poisonous. You could eat a few poisonous stuff but not as much as Sarvente can. "I want 7 pieces!!" Sarvente shouted. You laughed. "I'll take (insert number from 1-8)" You say. "Guess I'll take 5." Ruv says, shrugging his shoulders. They ate the Piroshki together, occasionally cracking  jokes on which Ruv never understands or slapping each other. It was fun and the best thing that could happen to you. 

You hoped this will never end. You hoped nothing bad will happen. If something did happen, you would give up ANYTHING to fix it. Nothing will happen, you will make sure of it. If anyone decides to ruin it, you will make sure they suffer. They don't have a choice.

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