Stuffed...|technoblade x reader|

---_----_--- Half A Year Time Skip---_----_---

"basically all of the heroes went to the underground and i think its just a stupid troupe, like, who really cares about the underground. it's just a bunch of depressed souls wandering around since they're dead-" technoblade spoke about greek mythology in his monotone voice as he sat across from y/n but his words were cut off from the sound of the window

tap tap tap

The simple scratch on the window could be heard throughout the floor on which technoblade and y/n were on. y/n stood up and opened the window as mr/.raven flew in and circled. He then finally landed in front of technoblade sticking his foot out towards the male.

y/n smilled. "you have friends?" they asked the male. the two of them had become very close between the past half year. though y/n still wasn't completely comfortable around him... something still made their senses flare up and yet die down and 0obviously technoblade had noticed this over the past few months. he had gone as far to purposely mess up on things, especially when sparing. he would never go ham and instead try to let y/n win to the best of his ability.

"mhm. thought you knew" technoblade chuckled sarcastically at the person in front of them by the window as they wi9ndow. y/n started to walk over.

"hm nope. I thought it was your ride or die. such a shame i'll have to save my cuddles for someone else"

"nuh" technoblade chuckled lightly slapping the person next to him. he finally opened the letter and stared down at it

"dear technoblade,

i hope this letter finds you well, all i said to mr.raven was to find technoblade and that was it. so if you do find this i wish to ask f0r help.

you see, we held an election. a big one! and we were overthrown, so! like anybody else we want to overthrow the government! and you being our FAVORITE anarchist i would love it if you joined...

also, i know you're with y/n,,, i'm pretty sure you were the stuffed animal plush no? 9 had a feeling when i saw it was a pig after all.

but still if you're not with them then i'll send another letter, but tomato tomato. please come back as soon as possible. you have the compass, were right outside of Lmanburg.

we can't write too much, we neither have the supplies nor the time. I wish you good luck my dear technoblade.

yours truly

Wilbur, and tOmMY"

y/n read the letter from behind technoblade, he seemed to have a monotone face while on the other hand y/n stood up and punched the wall harshly. causing the technoblade to finally look up at the therm. as their fists bled they started to yell at the top of their lungs anger rising up through their chest,

"FUCKING IDIOTS. THEY KILL THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. GET ME KIDNAPPED. GAVE UP THE FUCKIG DISCS AND THEY TURN AROUND AND HAVE AN ELECTION? YOU KIDDING ME? YOU F U C K I N G KIDDING ME? WE SPENT YEARS GETTING REVOLUTION AND OUT FREEDOM AND HE GAVE IT FUCKING UP WITH AN FUCKIGN ELECTION! IS HE A FUCKING IDIOT! IM GONNA FUCKIG MURDER HIM WHEN I GHET OVET THERE IM GONSN SET HI-"

"darling..."

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technoblade had finished writing the letter they were going to send back to wilbur before tying it to schneeeule(snow owl in german shee owllllEEEE) and sending them through the window and off into the snowy tundra. The plan was, technoblade and y/n were going to head to the arctic empire and then come back through the nether portal which was hooked to the dream smp portal. overall should take 3 days. This way, technoblade could get his own items as well as his knocked out gear and a few other things that y/n didn't have and didn't know where to get, such as notch apples and even some different potions they didn't have.

they were about to leave before technoblade pulled y/n back as they headed out the door.

"HEH?" y/n made a random noise before they felt something heavy, very loud, and soft all land on their shoulders.

it was his cape,,,,

not just any cape

but the cape. the one that y/n had been teasing him out to weeks. he had two when he first returned. hs decked out one with chains ropes feathers embroidery and even some pure gold hanging down from, and then his normal just pure thermal cape. they both were very warm but not nearly as warm as the decked-out one.

"techhhhhhhhhhh this is your capeeeee" they said pulling their words like someone on a fishing rod. technoblade just smiled and patted their heads though. "I want you to be a warm nerd. we can't have you gone out and get hyperthermia again because you're an idiot. sides were going to actual Antarctica here" he said again before lightly pushing y/n as they protested and complained about the wearing. but finally, they gave in.

The two walked in silence for what seemed like centuries but it was only an hour or two since it was the first two miles. The two were trying to go as fast as possible through the snow but there were a few icy points. and at some point technoblade wanted them to cross an ocean. Which to technoblades great surprise y/n was ecstatic for. (sorry in case you don't actually like oceans but I personally find the animals inside them fascinating especially whales and most of them are actually pretty nice ngl)

"sooooooo---- mr.bl- I mean technoblade. i knew you were like, ilbrus and tommys brother or some shitz but like. Why were you never around? i would literally have entire fucking meals at night with these guys but the only time I ever saw someone was this random piglin" y/n spoke rolling their wrist as if the topic was something to be normalized. which. it was.

"I was the piglin?" technobalde spoke a slight chuckle in his voice. it must've been sooo obvious

"HEH?"

"yu*p*" he spoke, popping the p at the end. y/n just smiled and laughed shaking their head.

"sooo- how come you're not a piglin no-" they were cut off buy a sudden *pop*and turned to see a RANDOM ASS PIGLIN STANDING INFRONT OF THEM WEARING THE SAEM CLOTHES AS TRHCNOBLADE WHAT THE FUCK- "WHAT THE FUCK??????????????????????"

technoblade erupted into a laughing fit his high-pitched monotone voice echoing across but it was so weird coming from this random-ass piglin, "yeahhhh- i can shapeshift on a minor degree and whatnot" he said waving them off before just POPPING BACK TO NORMAL? OKAY THIS IS BULLSHIT

"I hate you so much"

(1115 words woooooooOOOOOO :> I was gonna write the entire trip but then I was like "I HAVENT POSTED IN LIKE A WEEK HOLY DUCK NOWNR" so I'm cutting this a bit short ownrgoin also were having tested and shit in class so its gonna take me a t I n y y y y bit longer to get them out though regular schedule :>>> also remember my word count is never including the actual a/n so yeeeee anyways love yall ALL OF THE HEADCANNONS YOU GUYS SENT ARE AMAZING HELP IM CRYING IM KEEPING THE CHAPTER SO I CAN GO BACK AND READ THEM AND C R  Y)