?Y O U R C H O S E N O N E ? { harry potter x reader}

{a/n: from now forth, a character's thought(s) will be in italics}

Narrator's POV:

"Why is it, when something happens IT IS ALWAYS, you four?"

"Believe me, professor, I've been asking myself the same question for the past 6 years"

"Well, wrong place at the wrong time? Besides, Minne-"

Professor felt, what not by being called this, it's unprofessional, but is she gonna stop Y/n? not fucking likely

"-we, are never the problem, although we are to the person who causes it, so, I'll just-"

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"It was Malfoy," Harry said it like it's facts and not a fucking question or even a suggestion

"That. was a VERY strong accusation potter"

"Indeed," snape and Y/n say in sync

*John Mulaney voice* cringe!

"Your evidence?" they synced again

What the- mmm-hmm

"I just know"

"You, just. KNOW?!"

"You just... know?"

Whew- at least the tones were different this time

"Once again you underestimate your gifts potter, you possess what only mere mortals can dream of possessing. How grand it must be to be a chosen one?"

"Indeed Harry. What.a.waste.!" Y/n deciphers how she feels

"May I be dismissed?!" Y/n asks out of annoyment

"Yes, miss black" snape allows

And they both exit

How. fucking. Like I can't- I'm sorry.

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*back at the boys' dorms*

"What do you think he sees in her? Dean in ginny?"

"Well, dean's 'eh' ginny's good, nice"

"Dean's great! He's brilliant!"

"Not even a long while ago you called him a slick git"

"Well, because he was running his hands all over my sister wasn't he? Something snaps got to hate him you know, it's kind of a principle"

"Well, I suppose that makes sense"

"So why do you think he's dating her?"

"Well, she plays wonderful quidditch and she has red hair"

"Red hair and quidditch?! Is that why you dated Y/n? Because she has this nice hair colour and she excels at something?!"

EXCELS AT something?! He's been friends and couldn't name A thing?! I just wanna take my glasses and pose like a sassy Disney kid but nvm

"Well, ron it's not like you don't know what it's like to like a girl and have a goddamn crush on her"

"Hmm, Hermione's got great skin btw"

Random yet obvious but okie

Y/n is great though. She is a brilliant, smart, intelligent, wise, ambitious, funny, bold, badass woman, wow, I can go on and on

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Y/n's POV:

I went over the line today... well, there's nothing new about it.

Why?! Am I so extra?! And rude and mean at times to people who don't deserve it...

Does all this result in me being young, cruel, mean and all rounded up to a simple *bitch*?

I mean I remember the times I was kind, warm and nice?

Like the time...

When...

Damn it...

No, wait! I have saved harry's life but ALMOST sacrificing myself, like damn ribs

Harry by the way...

He's a wonderful guy

I mean look at him, he's good in class, he's a genuinely nice person, and he's saved my life on several occasions in small and big ways

Like even in 1st year! That was just the year we met but still, he protected me in that forest

Oh, the way I pretended to be fucking brave...

I'm always a little hard on myself and that makes me hard on others too...

Like he's always been such a nice person even though he's been through so much...

I've had a perfect childhood and all thanks to tonks for that, he never even knew his parents before a stranger had to tell him about himself, and he's a chosen one and all that burden, instead of being his moral support and everything since he's lost it all, I was just being a, not nice, to him, it's a good thing we broke up, he would've never done that afraid of how it would affect ME, whereas I just went ahead and did it, we talking tomorrow that's it. He deserves to know, it wasn't him and he's better off without me as his girlfriend

And he's so hot too, he's too good for me *endless sigh*