Penny for your thoughts

He really had no idea how he got to this state.

Being drunk in the mall half an hour past midnight, riding around in a shopping cart, but either way, he's just gonna blame it all on Jungkook when he sobers up.

"Hyungieeeeee can I eat all of those gummy bears that exist in the mall? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?" Jungkook is a pain in the ass while being drunk.

"I really don't know Jungkookah. Can you? Can you? Can you? Can you? Can you?" Jimin teased him, so the next thing he knows, there's some serious running through the entire mall, Jungkook trying to catch the older with all kinds of gummy worms in his hands, trying to feed him to death.

"No. I don't want that... Jungkaaaa...."

"Jiminie hyung?"

"What?"

"Are there cameras around?" Jungkook asks all serious.

"Yes. Way too many for us to be fooling around like this."

"Oh my God! Are you gonna get fired?" Jungkook's big eyes got even bigger, so Jimin just laughed loudly.

"They're all turned off silly. As if I would drink a bottle of vodka in front of the cameras. Please..." Jimin said, sounding all confident, and continued.

"We did throw that bottle away, didn't we?" he asked, all the confidence leaving his body.

"I think we did..."

"Imagine the look on someone's face if they buy that bottle, and just when they're supposed to drink it, they figured it's empty." Jimin said through giggles.

"But hyung, they would notice it before buying it."

"No they wouldn't silly. Vodka is see through."

"I hate to admit it, but you got the point."

Seriously, dumb and dumber.

That's just one of the funny things they discussed about, after drinking that bottle, which was Jungkook's idea of course, but Jimin gave in easily.

"Hyung, I have the best idea ever!" Jungkook yelled, while walking down the stairs, Jimin in tow.

"Coming from you, that's highly debatable." Jimin teased so the younger fake cried.

"Let's go to home goods store. We can pretend to shop for our house, and pick out our favorite furniture."

"It's this way." Jimin shows the big open store space, with all kinds of furniture in it.

"Hyungie wanna try the beds?"

"Eh?"

Jungkook goes straight to the biggest one he found, and after taking his sneakers off, started jumping on it as if he was on some trampoline.

"Hyung, this is so much fun. Come join me." Jungkook really looked comfortable and like he's having the time of his life.

"I can't.... What if breaks? What if... aghhh fuck it, it looks too good."

Again, Jimin gave in and followed the younger onto the bed.

They jumped and jumped, until the bed was looking like a real mess.

"Look at us being actual animals in bed." Jimin said, after looking at the messed up sheets, pillows thrown all over the floor.

"We really made a mess." Jungkook added.

"We should clean up. Right?" Jimin started picking up the silk covers, trying to make it better, and the younger just burst into a laugh.

"What?"