Game Changer [Hobbit X Insert!Reader]

To say you were so full was a lie, you swore your stomach grew twice its size.It seems that everyone at the table was like that too yet, unlike you, were still drinking ale and so much wine.Heck, they all are still eating to their hearts content.

Not long you took some tangerine and feed it to Snow "Go ahead, eat up!" it took him a second but he ate each slice you give him, anything fruit related he will eat immediately.

"Ia.You never told us the critter you have there?What is it??" Ori ask, about to bit off a chunck of meat from the chicken leg.

You smile at him "His name is Snow, he is a ferret."

Ori made a 'oh alrighty then' face then keeps on eating.Not long everyone ate till they couldn't no more.All that was left was some leftover and dishes..

"Okay then..!" You got up, stretch a bit, then began to grab the empty plates "...let me take care of this-."

"Excuse me?I'm sorry to interrupt but what do I do with my plate?" That was Ori, he was questioning Bilbo who was talking to Gandalf.

Not long Fili comes in "Hey Ori don't worry I know what to do!" taking the plate, stare at it, then he threw it at fast speed towards Kili soon it was a repeat cycle.

"Hey stop that!No not that!That bowl is given to me by my mother and it's over 100 years old!"

No matter what Bilbo dose no one dares to listen to him, this was out of his control.

"Gandalf you don't mind if I just stand behind you right?" You were in the middle of flying dishes.You had to take cover.

Gandalf puffs his pipe before chuckling to himself "Is it because you can not throw as good as they?"

"No." You made your way over, soon watching as they began to get serious, then eye the nephews who began it all "I just think it is not my time to die, not by flying dishes that is."

The dwarves at the table began to make some noise by stomping their feet and using there silverware and bang them onto the table over and over again.

Bilbo got mad at that "No!D-Don't do that!You'll blunt them!"

That made them laugh as well as encouraged them more.

"You hear that boys?He says we may blunt the knives!" Bofur spread the word as they all laugh at Bilbo.

"Blunt the knives!~Bend the forks!~" Kili sang right as he caught the dishes Fili threw, soon Fili sang as well "Mush the moles and burn their corpse!~"

"Mess up the glasses till their in vain!~That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!~" the dwarves then all began to throw and toss plates and silverware at Fili none stop.

You were of course amazed but clapped along, it was very entertaining for you.Even Gandalf was puffing his pipe to the point he exhales a perfect ring of smoke, soon being destroyed by three cups going through it.The song was very catchy.

Not long everyone was in the kitchen singing their song and when Bilbo cane storming in he was in disbelief at what he saw.All his precious dishes unharmed and ever so clean.He couldn't believe it.Every dwarf saw that and laughed out in joy and endless laughter.

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Silence took the room, only hearing your heart beat, before Gandalf looks down the hallway slowly, pipe barely in his mouth "He is here."

You knew who 'he' was.You were a mixture of fear and ever so eager to meet him, but like you said before.Thorin will judge you till you prove your a true part of The Company.