(Stop reading this, it's actual hell from 2021)

I had absolutely nothing to do today since I came back from going to Disneyland and my legs freaking hurt from walking around the park, I used a incorrect quote generator, just to not be bored and have fun with it! 

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Chameleon: Can I bother you for a second?
Bulldog: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Orca: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Crab: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Orca: Yes.
Crab: I'd sleep.

(Yes, It's shipping Quote)

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Banana: Kitty, what do you have?
Kitty: A KNIFE!
Banana: Okay, have fu-
Frog: NO!

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Turtle: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Kangaroo: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Peacock: Would you slap Rabbit-
Monster: Yes.
Peacock: I didn't even finish!
Monster: Sorry, continue.
Peacock: Would you slap Rabbit for 10 dollars?
Monster: I would do it for free.
Rabbit: Rude...

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Yeti, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Orca: Gray.
Crab: Grey.
Yeti, turning to Bulldog: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Bulldog: Dark white.

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Black Widow: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Flamingo: Weight loss? Drink water.
Leopard: Clear skin? Drink water.
Panda: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Gremlin: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Grandpa Monster: You disgust me.
Piglet: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.

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Chameleon: Is something burning?
Phoenix, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Chameleon: Phoenix, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Robopine: Do you want some tea?
Seashell: What are the options?
Robopine: Yes or no.

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Crocodile: While I'm gone, you're in charge Serpent.
Serpent: Yes!
Crocodile, whispering to Seahorse: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.
Seahorse: Obviously.

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Fox: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Butterfly way.
Thingamajig: Isn't that the wrong way?
Fox: Yes, but it's faster.

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Squiggly Monster: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Jellyfish: Okay.
*later*
Mushroom: Jellyfish! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Squiggly Monster, whispering: Deny everything.
Jellyfish, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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Black Swan: What's your favorite color?
Piglet: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Black Swan: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Piglet: My favorite color is pink.

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Black Swan: Life could be worse, Seashell.
Seashell: Life could be a lot better too!

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Popcorn with a gun to Sun's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Sun: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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Cluedle-doo, texting: Answer your phone
Chameleon, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone
Cluedle-doo: Understood
Cluedle-doo, 5 minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Chameleon.

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Bear: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake?
Bear & Swan: One, two, three-
Bear & Swan: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
T-Rex: Our turn, Night Angel! One, two, three-
T-Rex: Vanilla!
Night Angel: I've never had cake before. What is cake?

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Kangaroo: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.
Astronaut: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Kangaroo: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Turtle: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

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Banana: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Taco: No, we are mad.
Banana: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Taco: No, we're not!
Banana: I am not a mind reader, Taco!

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Rottweiler: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Fox?
Fox: No.
Flamingo: I do!
Rottweiler: I know, Flamingo.
Flamingo: I'm sad.
Rottweiler: I know, Flamingo.

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Well, That was a long stretch!

~シ𝕆𝕣𝕖𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕆𝕣𝕔𝕒シ