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Asshole or Stuart, Same Thing

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( you already watched the movie so you know what happens i really dont want to write that part so we're going to skip when they all start picking teams )

I was left over everyone picked their team but not me. There was a girl with me in my team, she had brown wavy hair, brown skinned girl. She was beautiful. And a boy who seemed to be weird.  Nick you already know him, and his friend he was really really tall. The asshole who didn't let me use his phone. 'We are 100% losing' i thought to myself. I really wanted to win tho cuz who didn't want something like this. No one! Some dude came to us and he said he was there for 3 years and he was going to be our team captain. He introduced himself ' Lyle ' his name was. 

" Okay, so Team Lyle follow me! " he said. We all followed him until we stop one of the meeting rooms. 

I sat down on the the couch. Asshole was sitting next to me, he almost never looked up from his phone. 'What would happen if he loses his phone? ' i thought. So i started to use my imagination.

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He was yelling. " Where isssss my phone? " he looked everywhere. I was trying to hold my laugh but i couldn't and i brusted out laughing.  His eyes met with mine. His eyebrows was up ' What hell are you laughing, this is funny to you? I lost my phone women!!! ' he didn't need to say it, i could saw it in his face. It didn't help i was laughing so damn hard, i think i actualy felt my stomach burning.

" Don't laugh! " he said. Other joined me and we laughed together. He started to cry not cry but  you know. I know i'm thinking little far from the reality, looks like he is not capable of crying he looks heartless but it was really fun to think him when he was crying.

" Okay, okay! " i bit inside of my cheek to stop myself laughing again. 

" Help me!?" he said or asked i didn't understand. I looked at his face blankly but i was still fighting with my laugh. I know this is not that funny but ohh boy my humor is broke, i can laugh my own jokes for hours so you get it?

" What's the magic word? " i asked, i looked at him dead in the eye. Everyone was laughing. 

" Please... " he said. I know it just in my imagination but damn he said 'please' ...

" Okay, i help you find your phone. " i said. I grabbed my phone  and shearched his contact name 'ASSHOLE' . -i don't really know how i got his number but this wasn't real so... yeh - I found it and started ringing. We all heard the melody and his hand went to his pocket. This boy is stupid i thought and started to laugh again. He sighed and started to walk out from room but before he could get out, he turned his back.

" Thank you Freya... " he said and got out. ı turned to team. 

" He is a dumbass. " i said and laughed. All of them was on same page as me, they laughed with me.

" I know right? " the girl said, we high fived. My new bestfriend. I didn't really know her name but i was going to learn.

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" It's your turn now. " Lyle said. I was just smiling and i was zoned out.

" I'm sorry, i just zoned out. Can you tell me what were you doing? " i said and smiled cheekily.

" We're not winning the intership, our team sucks. Look at her she... " he was gonna say something about me i guess but i don't give shit. I looked at him and flipped off.  I saw others was trying not to laugh. 

" We said our names, what we like etc. " the girl said.

" Thank you " i winked at her. She smiled at me.

"So my name's Freya. I don't what to say other than this. Ohh oh i love reading books and making joke and i guarantee you they are not funny but i still laugh at them, so you'll laugh with because i don't wanna look like psycho. " i said and i remembered i didn't listen them so i needed to learn their name.

" Soo, i didn't hear your na- " i said but i cut off buy asshole.

" Listen, they are diffirent things. " he said and i rolled my eyes.

" Yeah yeah you wise apple. Anywas can you say your names again? " i smiled.

" Neha" the girl said.

" Billy. " the guy who was Nick' friend and extremely tall said and smiled. I know they don't probably know shit but we were going to be good friends. I smiled back.

" Yo yo. " the weird one said. 

" Lyle." he winked at me i just smiled. 

" You already know me, Nick. " he said. There was an awkward silence, everyone looked at the guy next to me but he didn't care anything cuz he was to busy with his phone. I glanced at him. 

" Asshole, i guess. " i looked back my other team mates. Billy, Nick and Neha they tried their best to not laugh but they did. Then Asshole looked at me and winked.

" I would much rather prefer handsome ." he said, i rolled my eyes. So he was listening to us but still didn't feel like saying his name. Boys..!

" His name is Stuart. " Lyle said.  

" Yeah asshole, stuart same. " i said smirked and looked at him. He glance at me.

" Anyways be at the meeting place in 10, they gonna give your dorms keys. " Lyle said.

- at dorm-

It was a nice dorm, me and Neha had close dorms so it was a great thing cuz when you think about the fact we were not room mates. Then it hit me i didn't know who the hell was room mate... Was she or he? Did we going to like eachother?

I started to put my things in my closet. Three months, i'm gonna miss my room. I chose the bed that was next to the window. It wasn't that big but i loved it and i was sharing my room Apollo in my home so sharing my dorm wan't gonna be a problem. ( THAT WHAT SHE SAID )

Before i continue putting things where they were belong i opened a playlist ' last train to heaven'  i love my playlist so muchhhhh.  I finished everything and laid down on my bed then door openned. THE ACTUALL FUCK! i thought. Stuart, sorry asshole was my roommate. It was going to be a long long long long, you got it, summer.

" M'lady, i see you're so happy to see me. I'm happy to be here too. " he said sarcastically and smirked.

" Yeah yeah i'm so happy, if my luck was a person he would be on the ground with me on top of him, punching him . " i said and got up. I closed the door and started to walk to Neha' room.

" Bye m'lady. " he said and started to settle down.

- with Neha-

" Your my best friend now. I'm not dealing with those boys by myself. " i said. 

" Best friends then. " Neha smiled at me. " Now tell me why do you look like you about to kill someone? " she asked.

" Oh nothing!! They just put me at the same dorm with asshole. " i said,  i thought for a second Neha smirked but she didn't. I don't to be honest. I'll ask someday.

" Sorry i'm with YO YO, so atleast you're not with him. " she said. She was right tho. I liked Yo Yo but he scares me.

" I need to go, i forget my phone at my dorm and i really want to sleep too. See you later bestfriend. " i hugged her. I don't remember saying it but i really love physical touch so i don't really care if they do or not. I hug everyone. 
( just letting you i loveeee youu thank you for reading )

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