Wrong number bud

Wade
GUYS GET ONLINE NOW
LIKE NOW
HELLOOOOO
ANSWER ME
ZOELLA IS INJURED

Tony
WHAT
HOW
WHERE IS SHE
IS SHE OKAY

Clint
ANSWER US WADE
WHAT
IS
WRONG

Pepper
WHERE IS SHE??

Nat
STAY CALM
WADE
WADE
IS SHE OKAY??

Loki
zoey's alright, she's in the library in front of me
but she's asleep so stop spamming the gc!!

Nat
WADE WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

Tony
i'm gonna kick you wade, you got me all worried
ugh
what did you want

Thor
is zoey okay?

Clint
wade you are so lucky that i'm at the farm
try doing that again and you won't be as lucky

Steph
wade what would you like?

Sam
i'm hungry

Bucky
hi hungry i'm bucky

Sam
shut up bucky

Steve
haha that's a good one buck
anyway what's up wade?

Wade
i don't even remember anymore
ugh you guys made me forget

Fury
dont you guys have anything better to do then spam the gc

Peter
iron man iron man does whatever iron can
do you guys want to know what zoey told me the other day?

Tony
was it bad?
because if it was bad i don't want know

Steve
yes tell us

Bucky
sure peter

Sam
what did she say

Loki
oh is this about the cooties?

Pepper
cooties??

Nat
what did she say about cooties...

Thor
what's cooties?

Steph
is this about what i think this is about

Peter
zoey said that, and i quote
" steve, bucky, tony, joe, clint, pietro, and coulson have cooties. so don't go near them so you don't get cooties"

Steph
yeah she's a odd kid ain't she

Steve
who's joe?

Peter
i asked the same thing, and se said "joe mama" and then she slapped her knee and said "damn that was a knee slapper"

Clint
I DONT HAVE COOTIES WTF

Tony
does she know that cooties isn't a real thing?

Pepper
ewww tony you have cooties

Nat
gross 🤢
cooties boys

Steve
WHATS COOTIES?? DO I HAVE IT?? HELP!!
IS THERE A CURE FOR COOTIES??
left on read

Steve
DONT LEAVE ME ON READ
HELLOOO
HELP
ME
H
E
L
P
M
E
SOMEONE ANSWER
PLEASEEE
I DONT WANT TO DIE
I SHALL CALL ZOEY AND ASK HER TO HELP