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Loki
wake up zoey and you're dead

Tony
don't wake her up stupid

Bucky
she doesn't get enough sleep, let her sleep in

Fury
i will throw your frisbee at your head if you wake her up

Nat
i will beat your ass up if you wake her

Steve
OKAY OKAY RELAX. 
CANT YOU GUYS HELP ME
PLEASE

Pepper
so how's everyone's day going so far?

Tony
it's good, found out i have cooties

Bucky
is this why every time she sees me she says hi cootie man??

Sam
hahaha she does what!?

Fury
haha cootie man

Steve
WHY ARE YOU GUYS IGNORING ME

Wade
you guys hearing anything?
or is that the wind?

Quill
it's probably just the wind,
my day's good pepper, how's yours?

Pepper
mines good! thanks for asking quill

Peter
my day's been great miss pepper

Pepper
you don't have to call me miss peter

Peter
right sorry

Wanda
why's the gc so dead lately

Pietro
it's as dead as tony's parents

Tony
WTF
WHAT DID DO TO BE ATTACKED

Bucky
it's as dead as peggy

Steve
BUCKY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Sam
it's as dead as thor's jokes

Steve
it's as dead as peter's parents and uncle

peter
i- :(

Tony
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU STEVE

Nat
ROGERS WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Pepper
NOT COOL ROGERS NOT COOL

Jarvis
THATS SO RUDE ROGERS

Zoey
WOW STEVE MAN, THATS NOT OKAY AT ALL
also hi!

Wade
hey zoey

Tony
hi, sorry if we woke you up

Zoey
it's okay don't worry about it

Pepper
how'd you sleep?

Loki
i told them to stop talking because you were sleeping.
but they didn't listen to me

Zoey
i slept well, the sofas in the library are quite comfortable.
and it's okay loki really, but thanks for trying at least

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