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Chapter 23 Chapter 1: Leaving

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To celebrate my return to 抖阴社区, I'm breaking out the arc story I came up with like ago month ago!

Yeah!!!!!!

Let's go!

(I'm listening to Doom Dada rn and that line just came up like ughhhhh Seung Hyun y u so sexi)

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==> Begin Chapter 23 Chapter 1.

"Hey Dave!" you chirped, throwing your arms around the neck of your boyfriend currently standing on your doorstep.

"Oof! Hey babe." he greeted you back, wrapping his arms around the small of your back, giving you a kiss on the forehead. "How ya doin'?"

"Better, now that you're here." you mentally facepalmed yourself for pulling the worst line in history, but he chuckled anyway. "Anyway...come inside, it's still chilly out." You grabbed his hand and yanked him into the warmth of your house as he followed like a lost puppy confused by your sudden yanking. 

"So, what brings you here?" you ask while pouring a cup of apple juice for your guest. He fidgets a little, almost unnoticable, but when you've been at his side for months now, you notice these things. You quirk an eyebrow.

"Nothing," he answers smoothly. "Can't I just visit a lovely lady once in a while?" You roll your eyes, knowing full well he wants something. You turn around to deliver his juice when sudeeDDENELY

IT WAS ERIDNA

"oh fn it hass ben sooooooooo loooooooong" he said really sexy

"yes eridaad" you said sexy

"i wwwwwant to do it wwith youu" he said also sexy

"ok" you said

"he touched your b*** it feels good you said

he put it in you and it feltr eally good and you got your orgasm

then dave dacme in the room and asw tou and erican

"OH NO REAHRE CHAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

you looked back at him. mad

"I FYOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT"

then he die d from a heart stroke

the end forever

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IM SORRY BUT THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

ALSO DEAR TWITTER FOLLOWERS

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY

IM SORRY

I COULDVE WRITTEN AN ENTIRE FLUFFY CHAPTER OR AN ENTIRE SHITTY ONE SO I WENT WITH MY UNFINISHED PIECE AND ADDED THIS

IM SORRY AND YET NOT

i might start writing like a normal (HA) person soon again

Later!

(Hapy April Fool's Day, bbys! Hope you didn't get pranked too hard!)

~Jinx/Whimsy

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