"Updog"
" . . . what is updog?"
Sup dudes I'm finally writing again and I bringing you guys a good one. It's gonna be a nice like x reader insert story with on of my favorite Saiki K characters, Aren Kuboyasu! The reader is Bi and gender fluid. Have...
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Y/N, home from another day of school decides to kick back, relax, and watch whatever's on the tv in their room. And what happened to be on the tv was a magic show featuring the great Uryoko Chono and his assistant Mike.
Y/N watched with great interest as Chono bangs on the inside of the box in horror before it gets stabbed, dropped, burnt, and crushed. "Knowing this magic stuff he escaped at some point, but when?" They ask themselves before seeing Chono up in the spotlight, completely fine. "Called it!"
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Another day another trip to the hell hole people call school. Though it is hell today didn't seem to be too interesting until Y/N saw Kaido acting pretty SUS or maybe he just had to pee, judging by the way he was walking.
Seeing as Y/N had nothing better to do they decided to tag along far behind though as to not draw SUSpicion.
As they arrived to his destination Y/N quickly slipped in behind them and hid behind a curtain with cat like reflexes. And with that the meeting began between Kaido and a shadowy figure.
After a confirmation the he hadn't been followed, a backstory, chanting, a supposed killing of 'council members, more chanting, and Kaido shoving all of his valuables into a 'magic bag' Y/N knew Kaido had been scammed.
Once Kaido left the shadowy figure praised himself for his intelligence. "Ha! I got him to do my homework AND got his wallet!" He gave himself a pat on the back.
Y/N came out behind the curtain with a menacing aura. "Huh?" Is all he had to say before he got beaten up by a badass enby. A very muffled scream was heard from the room but no one came to help.
Afterwards they grabbed the bag Kaido shoved his stuff in and dropped it off at his shoe locker with a quickly written note. The note read as the following:
Dear Jet Black Wings,
I have brought to you items that you had given to someone you have trusted. Sadly, sometimes the people you trust aren't always on your side. This man had been a part of the Dark Reunion. Please be more careful when picking your allies.
-Agent Mothman
Why they signed it as Agent mothman and not something cooler, we shall never know but at least Kaido would get his stuff back and Saiki is greatful for them doing his job for him.
