Bitten by a blade (Loki x reader)

A/n: I really want donuts.

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You paced back and forth in front of your phone waiting for him to pick up.
"Yellow."
"Can't you just say hello like a normal person?"
"Where's the fun in that?"

You rolled your eyes and adjusted your black, pleated skirt.
"Don't worry, you look great sis."
"Thanks."
"So tell me, is wiggly woo really as pretty as she is on t.v"
"Ten times prettier."

The conversation continued just catching up about your new house and your brother's school work until you got a text from Wanda, telling you she was downstairs.
"Sorry, bro. I gotta go."
"Ok. Call me after the interview okay? Tell me how it goes."
"I will. Bye, love you."
"Love you too. Now go, or you'll be late."

You quickly hung up the phone, smoothing over your skirt. It was definitely way too cold to be wearing one but this interview is crucial. You grabbed your black bag and slung it over your shoulder, getting a quick look in the mirror before leaving and locking your door. Again, you waited ages for the lift to work. As soon as you got downstairs you saw Wanda chatting to Louis.
"Hey y/n, we gotta rush."
"I know sorry, Finn just didn't want to hang up."

You both faced the cold for the longest two minutes of your life to walk to Wanda's car. Once you sat down on the warm felt seat of Wanda's car she told you to put your seatbelt on and she drove to Stark tower.
"Ok, just be yourself. This will go great." Wanda reassured you and you both walked into the pristine lobby of the building.
"Also, don't touch him or pass him stuff."
"Got it." You smoothed over your skirt one more time before walking up to the front desk.

"Hi, I'm y/n and I have an interview with Tony Stark, Virginia Potts and Happy Hogun."
"Y/n. Yep I see you the calendar. Miss Potts will be down in soon so just take a seat over there."
"Thank you."

You moved to left of the desk and took a seat on one of the probably overpriced chairs. Within a minute of waiting Virginia came up to you and smiled.
"You must be y/n."
"Yes I am, Miss Potts."
"Call me Pepper."
"Pepper it is." You smiled back and stood up as she gestured for you to follow her into the elevator.

- ( time skip brought to you by baby groot eating space skittles )-

"So any special skills?" Tony sat at the top of the table, playing with something on a blue, see through screen.
"I make a good cup of tea or coffee. I learn really fast and I did computing for a year."
"That's all impressive but what he means is have you got powers?" Pepper clarified for you.
The question definitely caught you off guard, especially because you thought you were just applying for an assistant job.
"Um, I can manipulate blood and move things with my mind."

"Blood manipulation. That's new, and cool. What does that entail?" Tony now looked impressed which gave you hope.
"I can create air bubbles in blood and give someone a heart attack. I can heal bruises since thats just red blood cells rising to the skin. I can also drain all the blood from someone's limbs and eventually it will have to be amputated. You can ask my granddad, he only has one foot now." You joked making Tony smirk, Pepper look horrified and Happy just looked somewhere in between impressed and scared.
"I'm kidding of course but I can do that."

"You're hired." Tony said standing up and taking a scalpel from one of his draws.
"For what exactly I was told I would be your assistant but I don't know why I would need my powers for that."
"The little witch told me about you and I just had to see for myself." Tony said scraping the blade against the tip of his finger. A drop of blood collected on the tip of his finger and you quickly carried it off of his finger, leaving the blood kind of floating in the air while you only slightly slowed the blood flow to the tip off his finger, stopping it from bleeding any more. When it stopped bleeding you coerced the blood onto a bit of tissue and threw it into the bin.