Apex legends parent scenarios (requests Currently Closed)

Bangalore

This question caught her completely off guard. She was in a fire range training when you asked so the second you said:

"where do babies come from?"

She missed her target and the gun fell to the floor. You have never seen her so flustered before and she just said that she'll tell you when you get older.

Bloodhound

Y/n: where do babies come from?

Bloodhound: well you see little one, children are blessings from the alfather. I was blessed with you when I was hunting in the forest.

Y/n: so the alfather leaves babies in the forest?

Bloodhound: not precisely, that is just how I found you. Some people mate to be blessed with children and others take care of someone else's children.

Y/n: ok🙂

Wraith

Wraith looked calm but inside she was screaming, the voices kept arguing and she just stood there paralyzed. You got tired of waiting so you asked someone else.

Gibraltar

He got really nervous but he explained it in a simple non-tramatizing manner

Pathfinder

Pathfinder didn't know the answer so he just googled it and you both read an article about it. You were both traumatized

Mirage

Mirage lied to you. He said that you get babies in the mail but this backlashed later when you kept checking the mailbox for infants.

Lifeline

She explained it to you but left out the traumatizing stuff

Caustic

You already knew about it because Caustic read biology books to you

Octane

He completely panicked and blurted out:

"ASK CHE!"

Wattson

Poor wattson she got so flustered, she stuttered and fumbled with her hands but eventually she just said that they come from the storks

Crypto

He refused to tell you, so you stole his laptop and looked it up..... Traumatized!

Revenant

He didn't give a fuck he just told you. In detail.

Loba

When you asked she chuckled and said:

"I'll tell you when you are older"

Followed by a wink😉

Rampart

She won't admit it but she got really embarrassed. But when you started to pester her about it Rampart just made loud sounds with her machines and pretended not to hear you

Horizon

Horizon told you that it was not appropriate for you just yet and changed the topic

Fuse

Y/n: hey dad, where do babies come from?

Fuse: well you see kid when a man and woman loves each other very much they have sex and then a baby starts to grow inside the woman's belly for nine months.

Y/n: ooooohhh..................... What is sex?

Fuse: well you see-

Valkarie

Just like Rampart, she turned on her jetpacks and pretended not hear you.