Remote: bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Bottle: bet you I can!
Pie: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, then goes back to reading the paper*
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Balloony: why would you give a fork to Woody?
Nickel, shrugging: Woody said he felt unsafe
Balloony: well now I feel unsafe!
Nickel: sorry
Nickel: would you like a fork?
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Eraser: is letting someone win in chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Golfball: can anyone in this godforsaken team learn the skill "think before you speak"?
Pen: you know, it might be...
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Lollipop: not to be NSFW but I need someone to hold me while I sleep
Me, my irl 抖阴社区 friend and my boyfriend volunteer!
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Golfball, to Are You Okay: and remember, if I get harsh with you, it's only because you're doing it all wrong
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Lollipop: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap but don't set an alarm. Will it be 4 hours or 20 minutes? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it
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Pen: well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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Nickel: my favorite outdoors activity is going back inside
Mood
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Leafy: but what about Gelatin?
Donut: don't worry about him. I once watched him falling 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened
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Four: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now
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Woody: being half asleep and feeling a gentle kiss against your forehead is one of the purest forms of love!
Blocky: unless you're home alone
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Four: swear words are illegal now. If you say one you're in big trouble!
Eraser: heck
Four: you're on thin fucking ice
Four: oh no-
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Humanized
Leafy: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Leafy: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Profily: uh... what's up with her?
Firey: she's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us
YOU ARE READING
BFB randomness
FanfictionYeah, this is a BFB book. I might not be really good with this, because it's not my number one fandom, but I will try lmao- Will mostly contain incorrect quotes but you can request other things too.
