Leafy: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Lollipop, crying: it's working-
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Leafy: today was a great day! *starts sobbing* can't wait for tomorrow!
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Gaty: Guys Taco is missing
Book: good
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Balloony: you deserve a reward for putting up with me
Cloudy: you are my reward
*meanwhile*
Coiny: you deserve a reward for putting up with me
Firey: true, you can be really difficult at times
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Cake: why is that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Clock: actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them
Cake: ok yeah thanks Clock, that's great, but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?
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Lollipop: all your presences are confusing
The other Have Cots: how so?
Lollipop: your presences are annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me
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Bottle: ok I gotta know for science, is the opposite of red green or blue?
Tree: technically a mix between green and blue?
Bottle: so blurple?
Tree: that's implying you're mixing blue and purple
Bottle: would you rather have fucking bleen? OR MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
Tree: you were confusing before but now I'm scared
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X: this is bad...
Four: this is horrible!
X: I know. I mean look at today's news
Four: no, it's Two
Four: everything I look at them I get these pains in my chest. And I just know it's their fault. That bitch
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Coiny, texting Firey: roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...
Firey's phone, auto replying: I'm driving right now. I'll get back to you later
*later*
Firey, texting back: get lost
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Four: I'm sick and tired of being called "mortal" like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude
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Blocky, singing in the tune of I kissed a girl: I killed a guy and I liked it-

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BFB randomness
FanfictionYeah, this is a BFB book. I might not be really good with this, because it's not my number one fandom, but I will try lmao- Will mostly contain incorrect quotes but you can request other things too.
Incorrect quotes because the Newbie Alliance is my fave alliance
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