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Incorrect quotes because the Newbie Alliance is my fave alliance

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Leafy: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Lollipop, crying: it's working-

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Leafy: today was a great day! *starts sobbing* can't wait for tomorrow!

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Gaty: Guys Taco is missing

Book: good

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Balloony: you deserve a reward for putting up with me

Cloudy: you are my reward

*meanwhile* 

Coiny: you deserve a reward for putting up with me

Firey: true, you can be really difficult at times

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Cake: why is that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Clock: actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while  before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them

Cake: ok yeah thanks Clock, that's great, but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

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Lollipop: all your presences are confusing

The other Have Cots: how so?

Lollipop: your presences are annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me

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Bottle: ok I gotta know for science, is the opposite of red green or blue?

Tree: technically a mix between green and blue?

Bottle: so blurple?

Tree: that's implying you're mixing blue and purple

Bottle: would you rather have fucking bleen? OR MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?

Tree: you were confusing before but now I'm scared

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X: this is bad...

Four: this is horrible!

X: I know. I mean look at today's news

Four: no, it's Two

Four: everything I look at them I get these pains in my chest. And I just know it's their fault. That bitch

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Coiny, texting Firey: roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...

Firey's phone, auto replying: I'm driving right now. I'll get back to you later

*later*

Firey, texting back: get lost

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Four: I'm sick and tired of being called "mortal" like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude

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Blocky, singing in the tune of I kissed a girl: I killed a guy and I liked it-

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