Fionna: Phew! Finally that cyclops is out of the way! And look at these crystals! Were gonna be rich!!!
Cake: Now now honey. Before selling those to the creepy old man at the forest, what about we rest for lil' bit?
Fionna: Oh okay, guess someone needs their beauty sleep huh?
Cake: You caught me!
As Fionna and Cake were about to head home. Princess Gumball suddenly appeared.
PG: Oh Fionna! I'm so glad i found you here! Come with me!
Fionna: W-wait! P-PG!!!!!
Cake: Well, i'm done for the day. See ya later!
At the castle~
Fionna: Huff...huff... What's the matter PG?
PG: Well, i kinda have a problem.
Fionna: What problem? You seem preeeeetty flustred about it.
PG: Well, it's my cousin's birthday soon. I want to get her the best present ever. Since your a girl, i want you to help me find the perfect present.
Fionna: You bought me all the way here just for that?! Jeez! Alright, alright i'll help you.
PG: Oh thank you so much Fionna! Meet me tomorrow at the castle gardens and we will begin our hunt!
Fionna: Yeah, well see you tomorrow! Cake is probably waiting for me.
Fionna's thoughts were all over the place after seeing PG all flustered like that. She never realized that Gumball even had a cousin. Fionna however was a bit jealous as Gumball forgot her birthday. Then suddenly she realized... Incest?! That couldn't be it! Or can it?
Fionna: I'M HOME!!!
Cake: Oh your just in time for my bacon waffles!
Fionna: I thought you were having your beauty sleep???
Cake: I lied!
Fionna: Cake!!! Oh yeah, what's the perfect present you can give to a girl?
Cake: Fionna! Don't tell me your a...!!!
Fionna: OF COURSE I'M NOT!!! It's Gumball's cousin. He wants me to help him get a present for her,
Cake: Oh why didn't you say so! Hmmm.... Well, some jewelry and dresses will be nice. And add in some flowers as a side gift!
Fionna: Isn't that a liiiitle too romantic??? Well, guess that's the best! I'll just use the crystals we got before. The things i do for that guy.
Cake: Well come one let's eat! I'm starving!
The next day~
Fionna: Hey PG! I got an idea!
PG: Perfect! What?
Fionna: Why don't you buy her like a dress and some flowers?
PG: Of course! That's perfect! Where can we buy these items?
Fionna: Follow me!
Near the forest~
Old man: Hey Fio!!! Got more crystals???
Fionna: Yeah here. Got a fancy dress and some flowers?
Old man: Here ya go! Beautiful isn't it???
Fionna: Well, here you go PG.
PG: Oh thank you Fionna! These will be perfect for her! I'll repay you next week, alright?
Fionna: Okay.
Fionna was still wondering if it's Incest or not, poor girl. Hope she doesn't fall into depression!
So what did you all think of Chapter 1? Pretty sure it's lame. Well waddya gonna do about it? Stay tuned for chapter 2 where we meet a vampire cuter and more fab than Edward.
