Adventures at the SCP Foundation

After Dr. Noir and Sherman got back with everyone's coffee, Dr. Noir explained to Nakahara the project. The project requires them to get the edge lord's "origins" or something close to it. And then they have to get historical information from it since it claims that it's "well-traveled". This confused Lyn even more. Just by her first encounter alone was enough to say that it's going to be a hard task to get it to spill the tea.
It was going to be Nakahara's job to get the information since the Itkin and Sherman refused to do it. They decided to be the ones observing the interviews while Dr. Noir wrote the reports.
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"It's not going to be that hard, all you have to do is pester it with dumb and personal questions!" Sherman explained with sarcasm laced in his voice. And then he pushed her into the containment chamber with the Scp already restrained to the interviewing table. It wasn't sedated this time and was extremely calm.
Dr. Nakahara sat down, her anxiety was making her body feel weak and shaky. She tried her best to calm down her nerves. "Hurry up and start the damn interview!" Shouted Sherman through the in-chamber speakers. "O-ok" Nakahara stutters. Lyn regained her composure and got the interview on the road.
"Hello, Scp- 049. My name is Dr. Lyn Nakahara! Today I'm going to be interviewing you." Spoke Dr. Nakahara. "Well, nice to met you, Miss Nakahara." 049 rolled its eyes. "Ok, question #1: Are you immortal?" The Scp pondered the question a little before answering. "Maybe, Maybe not" 049 spoke in a snarky tone of voice. "See I told you it wouldn't answer properly!" Shouted Dr. Sherman at Dr. Noir as they watched to ordeal go down in the containment chamber. "Question #2: Have you ever had any romantic relationships in your lifetime?" Asked Lyn with her monotone voice. "I refuse to answer that question." 049 spoke with a hint of irritation in its voice.
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"Okay, question #99: Have you ever met anyone with natural immunity from your "Great Pestilence"?" Asked Dr. Nakahara, growing bored of the half answered questions. Scp 049 eyed the small doctor for about 5 minutes before looking up at the other doctors in the observation room. The avian monster looks back at Dr. Nakahara, this time there was a new look in its creepy-ass eyes.
Then the deranged-looking Scp tried to touch Lyn with its nasty hands. But, Lyn became prepared with a bottle of spray-on hand sanitizer. "Hell no, you crazy STD spreader I'm not going to die by your unwashed hands." Dr. Nakahara shouted as she sprayed a fuck ton of the hand sanitizer onto the SCP. 049 just death stared Lyn before making the most horrific noise that could ever come out of its ass. Dr. Nakahara hauled it out of there as the guards gave the wailing in pain Scp sleeping sedatives. 049 put up a real good fight against the guards, but then one of the guards gave it lavender and it made the blackbird mass calm tf down.
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"What the hell was that Dr.Nakahara?!" Shouted Sherman as he tried to hook up a Waterhouse to the bathroom inside of the observation room. "I think it might like me too much..." answered Lyn as she messed with the ripples in her pants. "No, I think 049 just wanted to be an ass and scare her shorty by trying to touch her." Interjected Itkin as he picked up the hose and dragged it into the Scp's chamber. "What on Earth are you doing?" Asked the bird doctor as it slowly backed up against the walls of the containment chamber. "Oh, we're going to spray this high-powered hose at you every time you don't answer Dr. Nakahara's questions." Replied Itkin. "Actually we're using a D-class for this part." Spoke Dr. Noir with no enthusiasm. "Oh" Replied Itkin again. "Ummmmm.....D-144142444 is here." Stated Dr.Nakahara. Itkin left the containment chamber and entered the observation room. "Great now let's get this freak show back on track.
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D-144142444 died within 20 minutes of the experiment. Apparently, Scp 049 doesn't like having high-pressure water being sprayed on itself. It killed D-144142444 after the 3rd spray of the water hose. 049 after that got extremely pissed and killed D-144142444 and then proceeded to make them into a 049-2 despite not having Dr. Noir's permission.
"Why does 049 got to be a pain in the ass?! All we did was spray high-powered water onto it to encourage it to answer our useless questions!" Shouted Dr.Itkin. "Maybe that is the problem! We're trying too hard to get the questions out of its mouth, so we need to come up with a better plan for this project." Stated Dr. Noir as she packed up her stuff. "Or maybe the interviews are failing because we keep doing stupid shit along with the actual task on hand!" Dr. Noir interjected again as she turned and walked out of the room, leaving Lyn with the other doctors. But after about 30 minutes, the two male doctors left as well, leaving Dr.Nakahara alone with the still pissed-off Scp.
Dr. Nakahara and her group were supposed to be working for the last 30 minutes of their shift, but they left for some reason.
So how was Lyn going to spend the last 30 minutes of her shift? She couldn't write the report because it had already been written by Dr.Novah. So she pretty much was going to have to sit there and watch the enraged SCP for the next 30 minutes. But Dr. Nakahara couldn't get lost in her thoughts because the Bird Doctor was tapping on the glass, trying to get her attention.
What does this want now? Lyn thought to herself before turning to the Scp.