My Rescue Bots Random

(I need help- I love angst so much it's hard to come up with humor- Also, my AU)

Doc Greene: I need to borrow your bots for a second, Chief. It would be nice to study some things on these high tech robots!

Chief: Yeah, sure...

Blades: *whimpers*

Doc Greene: ???

Dani: That was nothing, ahahah...

Doc Greene: *holds up a scanner to Boulder*

Doc Greene: My, My! This robot feels, calm. Makes sense. Robots usually feel calm when they aren't programmed to feel.

Kade: Yeah, maybe you should stop then, because all of them are going to feel like that- *thinking* Oh god Heatwave don't feel mad-

Doc Greene: I just want to check. *starts to scan Chase* Also calm. Kind of more robotic calm, to say the least. I wonder why the last one felt more gentle.

Graham: *sweat drop*

Doc Greene: *holds up to Blades*

Blades: *tries not to move*

Doc: HOLY MOTHER OF EINSTEIN! This bot feels scared!

Cody: Ofc they are going to feel that way when you point something at them, doc.

Doc: I suppose you are correct, Cody. Time to scan this bot.

Frankie: *thinks* I was sure this one talked to me in the caves.

Doc: How sad. This one feels grief.

Kade: Wait, what?

Heatwave: I do not understand. *trying to change the emotion* I feel nothing.

Doc: It's changing to nervousness. Chief, I think the bots have EMOTIONS!

Chief: ....Doc, I think it's time to tell you something. *nods to them*

Blades: STOP POINTING THAT THING!

Doc: *gasp* 

Frankie: You can talk!

Boulder: We wish for you to stop scanning us, Doc.

Doc: Right, I apologise. *puts it down and turns to heatwave* What grief are you feeling?

Heatwave: *feels stares all over the place* U-Uh...

Kade: *thinking* Grief? I expected anger. Maybe he just sounds angry all the time.

Kade: Your someone from Cybertron?

Heatwave: *rolls his optics* How'd you guess.

Doc: ALIENS! No wonder! How interesting!

Frankie: Heatwave, if you need to talk, I'm here.

Heatwave: *looks around, then transforms and leaves*

Chief: *sighs* He'll open up soon.

(WHY TF AM I SO ANGSTY WTH- I can't come up with any humor with all of these thoughts-)