Dave and Bambi x Reader (ONESHOTS)

A/N: THIS IS KINDA BASED ON THAT MOD SOO IF I DO TERRIBLE AT IT JUST BARE WITH ME GUYS

ALSO I WANNA MAKE THE READER SHORT BECAUSE BAMBI IS SHORT SO IF YOU WANT DONT TO BE SHORT JUST IMAGINE UR HIGHT XD

Ok once again best friends to lovers XD next it will be different I promise....Maybe.... Idk you guys request it AGAIN GENDER NEUTRAL

ONESHOTS GOO BRR:

It was evening and you wanted to visit Bambi because you were bored and had nothing to do. So you walk a few blocks away to your house and saw a huge corn field and amazed of how long it took Bambi to grow all that corn. After staring to long at the corn you heard a loud noise from the farm and see a figure running at you. Probably yelling at you because he didn't notice for a second and about to attack but, you just used to it because that when you guys met. (Idk why I put that just bare with me please)

BAMBI: YOU BETTER NOT STEAL MY CORN YOU HOBO!!!!!!

He tackled and almost attacked you but he stop landing him on top of you. You groan in pain and got a headache after that.You blushed a tint pink- ish like color after you notice he was way to close to comfort.

Y/N: Ow! JEZZ... BAMBI ITS JUST ME PLUS IM NOT GOING TO STEAL YOUR GOD DAMN CORN

Bambi got up and dusted away the sand on him he scratch the back of the his head and grabbing your hand to get yourself up from the ground

BAMBI: OH.... Sorry... heh. I kinda forgot it's you. Anyways don't steal my corn if you are going to.

Y/N: Bruh, for the 3000th time I won't steal your corn! >:C

BAMBI: Ok...I trust you.... Probably....

You and Dave were the only one that Bambi can trust...prob because you guys are best friends.

Then suddenly two figures came out of nowhere talking to see where they are. Which are GF and BF.

(A/N: OF COURSE THEM ANYWAYS)

GF: It was nice of that Dave guy to invite us to a farm after nearly killing us and destroying the whole world.

Bambi and Y/N turned thier heads to see where those voices are and walking towards them.

Bf: Beephoo Boopsa Besiphedi

Bambi backs up Y/N and protecting them and making Y/N stumble a little.

BAMBI: who goes there???

Gf and Bf turning around so see who is taking to them.

BF: Beep?

BAMBI: Heyyyy.... Are you guys trying to steal my corn?!

Y/N: Chill.. it's just a couple hanging out and just talking.

GF: Yeah... Plus we not going to steal your corn.

BF: Beep Bep bo-

Of course Bambi not trusting them because it's hard to get Bambi's trust for just corn and begin yelling and cursing.

BAMBI: IM GOING TO BLOCK YOU OUT OF MY FARM! You never gonna come back ever again you dirty ole' rodeo trash head looking ass!

Y/N: SHEESH! Get it I guess..

Bambi looking at her/him and giving her/him a thumps up. Y/N leans on the speaker that came out of nowhere.

After that the rap battle begins for literally no reason just a waste of time not gonna lie.: