Dave and Bambi x Reader (ONESHOTS)

STOP STEALING CORN: Bambi x !short!Reader

After the rap battle and Bambi's singing/screaming on the mic. Bambi lost and gotten more angrier. Bambi's new iPhone rang. Bambi picked his phone out of his pocket and answered his phone. It was a incoming call from Dave.

BAMBI: HUH.. UH.. hEllO?

DAVE: Hey Bambi, they're not trespassing.

Bambi got confused about the situation about C O R N.

BAMBI: What?

DAVE: I invited them over as an apology for nearly turning the world 3D.

Y/N: Oh make sense of why they are here. I thought is because of they are talking about corn and how they got fascinated about corn.

Bambi still got confused of what Y/N just said. Bambi still talking to the phone.

BAMBI: Ok? Watchu mean?

DAVE: Bambi...what I trying to mean is th-

BAMBI: I don't know what you trying to say. SO GOODBYEEEE!

Bambi hangs up the phone. While Y/N just face palms her/his face and laugh that this is going to be a long day. Bambi glares at Y/N and gets flustered.

BAMBI: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!

Y/N: Oh.... Nothing.

BAMBI: Anyways...uh.... Are you two using Dave invite as an excuse to steal my corn?!

Y/N: Omg, you got to be serious, this is gonna be a long day.

Gf and Bf nods in an agreement and just go with it. (A/N: I guess idk what to put any more)

BF: beep bep buhh bi bophee

BAMBI: Ok you know what-....Don't win this or I'll.....uhhh.....I'll break my phone and you will get grounded!

Y/N: Please don't break your phone this is going to be your 1000 phone broken.

BF: Bop....

Then the next rap battle starts:

After BF winning again this happens...

BAMBI:..... You fucking idiot...HOLD ON IMMA BREAK MY FUCKING.....PHONE

Y/N: Oh Jesus Christ....

Bambi smashed his phone for no reason.

BAMBI: ITS YOU THAT YOU WANT MY FUCKING PHONE!!!!

Then threw the phone onto Bf's face. Bf was sad about getting hit in the face by Bambi's phone. Bambi almost broke his phone.

Y/N and Bambi said in unison: HOLY SHIT!!!

Y/N: Jinx!

BAMBI: My new iPhone12.... Look what you guys did! You don't know what you guys are into! Now you are going to die!!

Y/N: Excuse me but whaaaaat...

GF: Huh...

Bf: Beep....

Bambi's phone is ringing. Bambi picked up the phone from the ground and it was a incoming call from Dave. Bambi answered the call.

DAVID: Omg... I bought you the brand new iPhone12 3 hours ago!

BAMBI: I BREAK MY PHONE BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL CORN!!! D:<

Y/N walks towards Bambi and she/he patted his shoulder