Update: I'm presenting this at my irl creative writing class. wish me luck
(The most important thing to remember about fiction is that it's supposed to disturb the comforted and comfort the disturbed!)
It was a fine morning. The breeze was gentle, and birds were chirping in the garden. However in Bezo's household... things were not so pleasant. Bezos' wife was wondering why Jeff was mad at her for having an affair with another man. Of course, it wasn't your business, it was just on the news, you meant nothing to the Bezos'.
Mrs. Bezo's POV
I suddenly became very woozy... Is that.. Gas?! Why was Jeffrey doing this.. I had no time to react, as I began to pass out.. Then my head hit the wall. BOUEM! Jeffery came up to me and picked me up. "I'm about to Swangoo you." He stabbed my chest violently, and choked me all with utter hate and betrayal in his eyes... then began my eternal slumber.. Blood splattered on the floor..
Y/N's POV
I woke up to the sound of my beeping alarm clock.. Reluctantly, I opened my eyes to see..IT WAS 11 AM??? "I'M LATE!" I quickly threw my blond wavy hair into a messy bun and put on my Amazon uniform. I then put on my quirky glasses since I am blind. I've been blind since I was in my 0 years old. . I cried at the thought of being blind and messed up my glasses. I played with my curly blonde hair, which had faded over time, "I really am old.... I'm already past my 30's!"
¨I know how to look younger, I just need to put some hot pink strips into it¨ It was almost time for my yearly pink stripe dye. I got really emotional again and the room started to flood my bedroom with my tears as I shook and ended up on the ground about to die in my own pink hot pink tears. I stood up and decided it was time to go to work, "I can't wait to see my boss." I said, excited. I hadn't renewed my licence since January of 2008, so I had to get an uber.
(time skip)
I waltzed into my office as the popular girls named Nikki Minaj, Tom Holland, Harry Styles and Doja cat. whispered mean things about me. I work at amazon, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk and Lady Dimitrescu themselves were coming today to check out our amazing progress. Suddenly I heard an announcement on the intercom. "Y/N jenner to the foyer, I have a surprise for you!" I quickly waddled over to the foyer and to my surprise I saw Elon and Jeff senpai holding something swaddled in a blanket. "I-Is that a chicken?! The chicken had the most adorable snout I had ever seen!I decided to immediately name it Clucky. Jeff Senpai started talking. "I would like to congratulate you for winning the employee of the month award! You win this 24k gold plaque!" Elon senpai chimed in "And a lunch with this guy!" he said gently punching jeff's shoulder. I took slight offense to him punching my super poggers senpai, but it was balanced out due to my utter happiness that I was going on a date with Jeffy senpai.
(time skip the sequel)
I put my luscious golden locks into a high ponytail and put on my favorite creeper onesie. Tomorrow was the day... Your heart was fluttering, and you were so excited for the date. You started rolling around the floor from excitement. Tomorrow you are going on a date with the one and only Jeff Bezos, you decided to call your besties and tell them the news. You called up the kardashians and you all squealed for five hours straight before
