(#1) My Survey Dude

❝Hello?❞

❝Hi there, my name is Chris Evans and I'm calling from a call centre-❞

❝Wait. Are you that survey dude that's called at least a dozen times in the past week?❞

❝Well, yes I am that survey dude as you just called it, but I've personally never called on this num-❞

❝Cut the professionalism, Evans, you sound like a twelve year old.❞

❝Hold up, is professionalism even a word?❞

❝It is in my dictionary.❞

❝Oh yeah, and what else do you have written in that infamous dictionary of yours?❞

❝The word stupid.❞

❝I'm pretty sure that's already a word, genius.❞

❝Well done, seems like you pay attention in English. And yes, it is a word but I have a different definition.❞

❝Care to elaborate on your newly found definition of stupid?❞

❝Yes, the definition of stupid is a certain someone who calls from the most stupid call centre in the entire world, someone who is also known as Chris fucking Evans.❞

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