The Banana Splits (Scripts)

Bingo:HoHoHo!

Drooper:Merry Christmas!

Fleegle:it's Halloween bozos!

Bingo:no, it's national hangover day!

Drooper:no, it's national put a pillow in your fridge day

G. Goofy:no! It's national murder day!

Snorky:what's Halloween?

Fleegle:it's where you get to dress up in a costume and get free candy

Snorky:free? Isn't that stealing?

Fleegle:no, it's a fun tradition!

Bingo:costumes eh?

Drooper:I'll put on mine! *runs off *

Bingo:*puts a creepy mask on and turns around * ooga booga!

Snorky:EEK! *hugs fleegle and hides behind him *

Fleegle:bingo no!

Bingo:bingo yes!

Drooper:*runs back dressed as Micheal Myers * check it!

Bingo:well.....*takes his glasses and hat off and puts a fez on * tada I guess

Snorky:who should I be?

Bingo:a piece of sh-

Fleegle:bingo!

Bingo:ok fine

G. Goofy:what should I be?

Bingo:same as Snorky, a huge terd!

Fleegle:bingo! *grabs bingo by the ear * 1....2...3! *pokes bingo in the eyes *

Bingo:yow! Ow ow!

Fleegle:*throws bingo out the window * that takes care of him

Bingo:sure did!

Fleegle:yep, we won't be seeing bingo for a while. Right bingo?

Bingo:yep. We'll never see that weirdo again

Fleegle:who's ready for trick or treat?

Bingo:me!

Drooper:me!

Snorky:I sure am!

Fleegle:THEN GET Y'ALL'S BUTTS IN FULL COSTUME! Bingo is being a good exam-

Bingo:HAHAHA!

Fleegle:get over here! *throws him out the window again * just DIE!

Drooper:holy *bleep*! *tears up * you monster......YOU GOT FULL SIZED CANDY BARS! AND TOLD NOBODY!

Snorky:how dare you

Fleegle:so, whatcha gonna be snork?

Snorky:me?

Fleegle:.....to that horrible costume shop I guess
*fades to bingo*
Bingo:stupid beagle, he threw me out!

???:hi there

Bingo:ZOINKS! OH *bleep*! DON'T TOUCH MY BUTT!

???:that's not me! I'm not absolutely disgusting!

Bingo:you smell like it!

???:no no no! I'm talking about personality my boy!

Bingo:oh

???:well, it appears your pals left you?

Bingo:sure did

???:*emerges from the shadows to reveal he's Concept Fleegle * well well, I guess I got ya covered there pal! Just take my hand! *sticks his hand out in a fashion similar to Fleegle in The Banana Splits Movie as he begins to devilishly chuckle *